When asked what kind of cheese you want, reply with "The yellow one"
Jump up, shout "I love this song!" and start dancing in Subway. If there is no songs playing that's even better.
Play music on the free refill Coke machine. That's what it's there for
Order and buy all your cookies seperate. Count how many you can order before they get annoyed
Ask stupid questions. Examples like:
- How many islands is Thousand Island ddressing REALLY from?
- Why 2 1/2 inches? Why not 3? Or 4?
- Subway diet huh? How many Subway workers do I get to eat a day then?
- Is your bread fresh? (ask everytime you visit)
Cry out "JACKPOT!" everytime you use the ice machine
Try for an hour to get comfy on the plastic seats, complaining often about your 'sore ass'
Squeal that the open flap rubbish bin is trying to eat your hand
Don't take the paper off your straw. Use it and complain that your "straw doesn't work!"
Make sure a Subway worker is watching and eat your sub the best way to make all the filling fall out. Practice your look of surprise for this prank to work
Bounce around Subway chanting "Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!" like a 4 year old for 20 minutes. Repeat when you get your cookies
Cradle your sub like a baby when you recieve it
Make loud 'Hmmm' and other thinking noises when deciding on everything
Be evil and ask for 6 inches of heaven when you first visit. Be REALLY evil and ask for 6 inches WITH balls. Muhaha
Ask for "the usual" when you first visit a Subway
Get a nervous twitch after they ask what bread you want. Cry softly when they ask what cheese you want. Have a nervous breakdown when they ask what sauce you want. Run out of the shop, screaming when they ask what salads you want.
Pronouce jalapeno peppers as "Jayleno peppers"
Disclaimer: I am evil. If you do any of these pranks then it's YOUR fault not mine. Muhahaha! No guessing which ones I've actually pulled in Subway. I'm insane. I could of done all of them for all you know