Story 1
One day Turkey... or as we all know him, Super Turkey, was walking down the street. Yes the street. The chicken can cross the road and this turkey can walk down the street. Anyway, Turkey was walking down the street when he heard a scream. Not a pig type scream, that's more a squeal but this scream was from... a lady or as Barry White might say in his honey coated sex me all night long voice, a ladaayyyy... purr. Not sure what was going on, Turkey turned into Super Turkey and saved the day.
You: Wait... that's it? That's the end of the story?
Me: Yes. To be continued. Don't you just hate that?
You: *grumble* bitch...