Tamz's dictionary
With help from George (Monkey)

WEEEEEEEEEEEE: a noise made expression a deep sense of insanity or lack of non weeness also used in a drunken context; urine

Pointful: opposite to pointless.

SWTHEEAT TH TH..TH SOW YOU THOW P..ME..TH L.. OVE U THLONG...THIMEEEE!: drunk retarded japanese sushi chef on crack

Crack monkey: Someone who is stupid like me but funny; A monkey on crack

Ford fuck: A guy who likes Ford cars, thus becoming a loser

Skankalicious: Something deliciously skanky...?