Be Careful What You Wish For

 

A Rurouni Kenshin fanfiction

By Chibi Tenshi and Kirstian

 

Chapter Seven

 

To keep herself safe, Kaoru once again headed for the trees.  Finding the tallest and most sturdy, she assigned Kenshin to stay below and stand guard though he offered the most pathetic look.  She cursed the gods long and hard.  How was it that her once complacent though adorable rurouni had turned into this ladykiller with more than a bagful of tricks up his pink pink sleeves?

 

One thing was for sure – it was damn hard to be as attractive as she was.

 

As she settled as comfortably as it was possible to have branches poking your ears, flies buzzing around your head despite the altitude, and bark rubbing the wrong end of your body, she prayed to god she wouldn’t topple over while sleeping.  At the very least, there would be a rurouni at the bottom to cushion her fall.

 

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Kaoru found herself being surrounded by warmth.  The soft scent of soap wafted to her nose as Kenshin moved closer.  Love was shining brightly from his eyes, and he held her hands gently. 

 

“Kaoru-dono… iie, Kaoru…”

 

Ah yes, the ever-familiar dream – perhaps this one would have a better end than the disaster that was her life.

 

“Hai Kenshin?” she asked expectantly.  Everything was building up to this one moment.  He cupped her cheek and stroked the skin tenderly. 

 

“Sessha…”

 

She reached up and put a finger to his lips.  “Iie, don’t call yourself that anymore.  You are Himura Kenshin.  That is all I have always wanted you to be.”

 

The leap of happiness that sparked in his eyes thrilled her, as did the gentle motion of his lips against her finger.  It seemed like he was kissing her finger.  Shivers shot up her toes, and then suddenly, his face was right next to hers.

 

“Forgive me, Kaoru.  You are too irresistible for me to hold back any longer.”

 

Then, he kissed her.  His mouth slanted over hers possessively, and his hands stroked her back.  She lost herself in the sensation, loving the feel of his fingers traversing down her back, and lower still.  She pulled away and gasped.

 

If she wasn’t mistaken, the dream had most definitely taken one step further than it usually did.  Kenshin’s other hand was now groping at her chest.

 

Her eyes flew open, and she found Kenshin practically on top of her.  She shrieked, and kicked him from the tree.

 

All she heard was him screaming “It was worth it” all the way to the bottom, where she hoped he landed on his fellow lechers.

 

Then, she blushed.  Though it felt wonderful, it still wasn’t proper.  Plus, she sure as hell wasn’t going to let him sample any goods before getting a wedding proposal, or see his stuff – whichever came first.

 

Chuckling, Kaoru fell back into a slumber, resuming her dream of redheaded rurounis with tantalising fingers and large sakabatous.

 

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Kenshin must’ve fallen on his head a lot harder than she expected.  She laughed to herself as she stretched out lazily.  Peering below, she groaned when she realised her fan club had long awakened.  Bunch of eager beavers, she thought nastily.  How on earth was she to get herself out of this?

 

“Kenshin?” she hollered down.

 

Sanosuke, Saitoh, and Hiko waved merrily at her.  “Hello baby!” they chorused.

 

“Cursed with such beauty”, she muttered.  Damn you, ancestor Kamiyas for being as hot as you are. 

 

“Where has my ru-

 

As if in synchronous movement, they pointed to a rather large tree that had been stuffed with a rurouni.  She gaped at them.  Flinging pine cones down at them, she yelled, “You jerks!!! If you harm a single hair on him…”

 

A muffled voice said, “No need for woe! My sakabatou is still good to go!”

 

“ARGH!!” She kicked the tree in frustration and sent a rainshower of pine cones on them. 

 

“Love pricks my darling!” Sanosuke cooed.  The idiot was actually standing there welcoming the objects hitting his hard head.

 

“Prick this!” Angrily, she broke off a branch and hurled it at him.

 

In a full fledged sulk now, she wondered how on earth she would get away from them.  Then she heard a sound that would terrify most females. 

 

It would appear that they had regrouped.  She screamed and hung on for dear life as the sounds of chopping echoed through the woods.

 

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While they may have coined her Tanuki-chan, Kaoru had never been that great at leaping from tree to tree in the first place; it didn't help any that they had, apparently, managed to cover the entire forest.  Even as she scrambled across onto the branch of a new tree, it was being sawn to the ground - she was only glad she had gotten away from Hiko, Saitoh and Sano.  While the ax-wielding villagers were worrisome, the other three were capable of taking out a tree in one fell swoop, and she was in no mood to fall into their grasps.  And there was an advantage to having all the trees she was jumping from cut down; there was no way that they could follow her through the branches.

 

"Why can't you people just LEAVE ME ALONE?!" She screamed, wrapping her arms around the trunk of her current tree as it shook.

 

There was no way out of it; she would most definitely have to find somewhere to hide in the city.  It was a busy enough place; she could blend into the common public, even if she was still the most beautiful person on the planet - growling, she banged her head against the tree.  Now really wasn't the time to be thinking about things like that.

 

Finding a nice, sturdy looking branch on a tree across from her, Kaoru took a deep breath and flung herself onto it just as the other tree tipped over to the ground - hopefully catching a few of her admirers underneath it.

 

"What could I have possibly done to deserve this?" She whined as she climbed through the branches.  "All I wanted was Kenshin!  Not the whole of Japan!  Was that really so much to ask for!?"

 

Her luck was running out, and she knew it - the trees were starting to get sparse.  She could see Kyoto through the leaves and branches that she was dodging, and her only hope was to get there before the people beneath her did - but when she jumped onto another tree, the gates of the city greeted her instead of more forest, and the trunk of the tree was already shaking.

 

"How can you people be so fast?!"  She snarled furiously, trying as hard as she could to catch her breath and calm herself.

 

Plan, plan, she needed a plan.  Kenshin always had strategies, but he was behind her somewhere, fighting to get through the crowds, and she really didn't know if having him there would have helped her, in any case.

 

The tree began to wobble precariously, and then, she thought of something, and hoped to high heaven that it would work.

 

A final chop echoed at the base of the tree, and it started tipping, and as it did, Kaoru threw herself in the direction of the gates, still holding onto the branches of the tree, giving it a helping nudge in the right direction - and then she jumped for her life, barely clinging onto the side of the city wall.

 

The tree crashed down in front of the gates, and as she scrambled onto the edge of the wall, Kaoru gave a whoop of joy.  "How d'ya like that?!"

 

"Very much thank you!"  Someone responded eagerly, and she growled, her victory spoiled.

 

Turning around, Kaoru crawled to the other side of the wall and looked around, and then down - if she jumped down, there was no doubt she would hurt herself, and she didn't need Megumi fussing over her at that moment; the only thing left to do was hop onto the nearest roof.

 

Grumbling about never having to do this at home, Kaoru stood up carefully, took a few steps backwards, and then made a flying leap to the roof of the closest building - and was quite surprised when she landed.

 

Not quite as surprised as she was when the roof gave way, though.

 

"Damn it, Kenshin was always better at those types of things," she screamed in her frustration, waving the dust away from her face as she lay in a heap of rubble inside the house.  About to get to her feet, Kaoru shook her head and then moved - only realizing afterwards that the pressure on her hips wasn't just fallen shingles, but someone's hands.

 

"Never seen a pretty lady fall from the sky like that," the man laughed - and then coughed up a chunk of the wall as he went flying into it.

 

"... I can't believe it," Kaoru groaned, dusting her sleeves off.  If she had to keep punching out every person she met, she was going to be stronger then Sanosuke by the end of the day.  "This is crazy!"

 

Well, the best way to deal with it was to get it over with - and, taking a deep breath, Kaoru stumbled outside into the street, arms stretched to either side to bash anyone who dared get too close - and she ran, screaming out apologies to everyone she clubbed as she passed, stopping only to kick someone in the face when they managed to grab her foot, saying as sweetly as she could manage through her teeth, "I'm so sorry about that, you dumb oaf!"

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Disclaimer: We own no part of Rurouni Kenshin or any other presences, other then Tenshi and Kirstian themselves, who will appear in this fic.  If we did, Kenshin wouldn't be as clueless as he normally is, and he'd be called Tub-by.  In any case, we have no money.  We spent it all on Sesshoumaru's spandex Halloween getup.  XD  So don't sue.  We'll sick Vash on you.