Be Careful What You Wish For

A Rurouni Kenshin fanfiction

By Chibi Tenshi and Kirstian

Official Project Proposal

File: 10-998-1094867C

Status: Open

Proposal entered to the Board;

The subject of the proposal has placed her request on August 20, 1869. As explained in the original copy, the subject's request shall be granted, once official approval from the Board has been given. If this is agreed upon, the project will continue as outlined in section C-4. Please proceed in accordance to standard procedure and follow the plan as stated.

Papers rustled in the darkness as the thick booklet was shuffled through, small text and images in black and white flickering by - suddenly stopping on a blank page, a few lines for the appropriate signatures but otherwise clean. A stamp pressed onto the paper, lifting to reveal the official approval in blood-red letters. The signatures were added swiftly.

The book slammed shut loudly, the noise reverberating in the surrounding black of the room.

Humans. When were they ever going to learn to be specific about what they truly wanted? The old adage of “Be careful what you wish for” was about to come true for the unsuspecting victim - and given the nature of the situation, she was going to be in for the ride of her life.

Somewhere in the shadows, a harrowing chuckle echoed as a heavy pair of doors swung shut.

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What happens when Chibi Tenshi and Kirstian decide to write a fic together? Ahaha. You probably wouldn't want to know, but you've clicked the link anyway, even though we WARNED YOU.

Anyway, this is the first installment of the growing realm of "T&K Presents" (Tenshi and Kirstian). This'll be fun. This'll be weird. (VERY.) And it'll be as hilariously vulgar as possible, without cutting into any actual detail, since they're both muuuuuch too innocent to do anything like THAT.

Vash: They say as they clean the grime off of their halos.

*Kirstian and Tenshi sic their respective muses on him*

In the later parts, there'll be low-cut humour, innuendo… hell, these are the girls that turned laundry into something sexual. So you've been warned.

And leave some feedback! T'is what makes the world turn (other then muse abuse. XD)

Disclaimer: We own no part of Rurouni Kenshin or any other presences, other then Tenshi and Kirstian themselves, who will appear in this fic. If we did, Kenshin wouldn't be as clueless as he normally is, and he'd be called Tub-by. In any case, we have no money. We spent it all on Sesshoumaru's spandex Halloween getup. XD So don't sue. We'll sick Vash on you.