My work has taken me to unexpected places and has been the basis for many a heart-wrenching e-mail.  Like so many before me, I labor under the feet of my superiors, doing mind-numbing,  menial, under-paid grunt work.     There have been days when I've done litererally nothing for the whole 8.5 besides write some really hefty e-mail.   I've done enough e-mail to increase my typing speed exponentially, and now I've got this little web site to keep me from complete catatonia.  
What 'er you lookin' at?
whiplash.  link to powerful subversion.
"Mmm. . . my bacon strip's sizzlin' "
- Jerry Blank
"I was a user, abuser, and a loser."  Link to my Strangers with Candy tribute page. 
The Russ Myer classic 
Consider this: what if there were a way to disseminate information to every home in America? What if everyone in the U.S. bought a device that would tell them what to buy, who to emulate, and what to believe?  And what if owning this machine were entirely voluntary, yet almost everyone had one and used it faithfully?  Worse yet, what if the controlling powers of this device were not benevolent leaders, or regular people, but huge corporations with evil profit motives?