| Quotes 2 "My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." "What do you get when you goose a ghost? ... A handful of sheet!" "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." "You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill on weed? There are snipers in the bushes." --Half Baked "Da damn!" --George "Do you wanna come with me to an after-hours mafia bar?" --Joe "Hi Man!" --Adrianne to Long haired manly man "I'll cook you scrambie eggs." --Dave "I used to go with her, but that's beside the point." --Fu to Kateri about Rah Digga "Let's go get born to be wild." --Wax to Becky "You got a big nose, but you're still hot." --Wax to Lizzy "Hey superstar!" --Lacey to Lizzy "Did this bathroom used to be an indian reservation, or is that yours?" --Erika "My name is Flamingo, my friends call me Flam." --Serge at Kevin's "You're from Long Island, where the cars are fast and the girls are faster." --Jasmine to Becky "If she doesn't flinch, it means that she likes it." --Matt Serpa "Nana, I smoked the TV." --Foxy Brown "Chyna White" "Danvis - the land where soccer fields and elderly housing are a priority." --Pat "I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?" --Matt "I hooked up with a Clint Eastwood look-a-like." --Ez "Ponder this... they call them fingers yet, they don't fing. Noodle that one." --Matt Serpa "I need a girl like summer.... with no class." --Ez ObeseTeriMay: oh... wait you said VOLUNTEER? how you gonna have money to live in Peru? pAndAbeA7: they are going to provide stipends ObeseTeriMay: i don't think that'll pay for your coach bags. "I'm scared of straight men. I am heterophobic. If I'm talking to a guy that's straight and cute and single, I'm like are you a unicorn? --Margaret Cho |
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