| The customer is always right. That's what everybody loves about them. |
| Chronicles of the Laundromat |
| The Tale of the Damaged Debit Card - In which a customer wastes my time. |
| The Tale of the Shoe Repair Machine - In which a customer reads a sign far too deeply. |
| The Tale of the Seemingly Illiterate One - In which I prove that people cannot read signs. |
| The Tale of the Non-Believer - In which a customer doubts my knowlege of debit machines. |