Don't Panic

Train of Thought on Weird People
The weirdest people are actually quite normal on the inside. They are weird just to be different, so they don't conform to the rigid standards set by society. It's good that people don't conform; that's how we get super-geniuses and writers. But then again, if they become TOO strange, people isolate them. It's almost like instinct how the masses weed out the strange or demented, though some of them still continue to exist (you know, the ones on Jerry Springer). I'm not biased to stupid or ugly people, but honestly how good are those stupid ugly people on Jerrry Springer that have three women fighting over them? You could do better, ladies! I guess they don't have much choice. Still, it's not like the person is ugly but nice, they're ugly AND a jerk! Why do you want a partner like that? Crazy!

Sarcasm on Smoking
Why do people start smoking? Every set of commercials has an anti-smoking ad showing the consequences of smoking and still young people light up every day, not caring about their health. Perhaps they think that they are invincible and that the things they see on TV just can't happen to them. Do they do it to be cool? They KNOW it's bad for them, but somehow smoking makes you COOL? Ridiculous! "Oh, look at me, I'm sucking the tar out of a paper tube, filling my lungs with crud that will eventually kill me!" How can that be considered 'cool'? And what's the only reason they're still selling these cylindrical killers? Money. The tobacco companies and the government need the big bucks to survive, so they continue to greedily destroy their own customers or citizens for money. Damn capitalist        s.

The Story of My Labelmaker
I had always wanted a labelmaker because I thought they were cool, and I had wanted to buy one ever since my grandmother had one about ten years ago. I couldn't find one until last year, when I saw one in Sears. Unfortunately, I didn't have any money with me, and when I finally went back to get it, it was gone. Then, a few weeks ago, I found a strange-looking bright pink one in Zellars. The packaging was torn and bent, and there was no price on it, but I didn't care. The only color labelling tape that it came with was bright pink, so I bought a pack of blue, green, red, yellow, and orange tape. I loved the way the blue labels looked; so harsh and simple. This was the inspiration for the headings on this website. Using the green labelling tape, I inscribed the important and popular "Don't Panic" onto the front of this blue book, which is the tape you see at the top of this page.

My Interpretation of an Infamous Quote
My mother has told me over and over again to "write what you know". I prefer to write what I don't know, so that in doing so I can hope to understand it.

In Remembrance of a Famous Quote
"If crime did not pay, there would be very few criminals." (don't remember the source; I'll find it later)

    Censorship
This message may read strangely because     ing Yahoo is     ing censoring my work! For     's sake, they edited out the word urinate! (That's ur in ate) And the word         (that's B a s ta rd s ). What the     ? Methinks this message will have a lot of blank spots in it. . .