To All Those People. . .

I think you know exactly the kind of people I'm referring to. You know, the ones who go on and on about something or feel so strongly about something that is so blatantly wrong? Anyway, to all those people here are the facts:

Eating an egg is NOT eating a baby chicken or eating a single CELL of a baby chicken unless a rooster actually mated with the hen, which is impossible if you buy your eggs from the store.

Some people don't believe that humans started out as monkeys, they believe the Adam and Eve story or whatever. That's fine. What's not fine is that people don't believe in the evolution process. It's scientific FACT, people! Don't you remember anything from biology in high school?

To all those vegetarians who are vegetarians because they "don't eat red meat", yet eat chicken, fish, etc: Fish IS MEAT. Chicken IS MEAT. If you eat either of those you ARE NOT a vegetarian, you're just a health nut!

To anybody who speaks "hacker" or "d00dspeak": nobody likes you. Please go away and take your annoying and pointless language with you.

Titlting the Nintendo controller DOES NOT make your character go faster / jump higher / not fall off a cliff, etc. It just makes you look foolish.

Speaking loudly to a foreign person will NOT help them learn English faster.

To people who send those annoying surveys that say "send this back to the person who sent it to you if you are a true friend" and crap like that: do you really need somebody returning something that you gave them to prove that they are a true friend? I think if they were your true friend, you wouldn't need a sappy, impersonal e-mail to prove it.

To people who send Hallmark, etc. cards to a person they are going to see when they hand it to them: if you're going to see them at that moment anyways, why don't you just SAY it? It's much more heartfelt when it comes from you and not a $3 piece of cardboard they're just going to throw out anyway.

To the people who buy diet pops for their kids: why don't you just start smoking and blow the crud in their faces? Aspartame and children are a DANGEROUS mix!

A similar thought to the people who go to McDonald's and order two Big Macs, supersize fries, and an ice cream dessert and a drink and then INSIST that the drink be diet: one word. Sad.

To the parents who bring their children into my laundromat: PLEASE keep an eye on them. Most are quite annoying and end up "helping" me, and of course by helping I mean PESTERING. I'm trying to do a job here, and I'm not being paid to babysit your kids.

To whatever "geniuses" devised Malaspina's parking lot: thanks for putting that oh-so-useful middle lane down the overflow lot. Now there's about 14 less spots, not to mention a big, useless lane in the middle that nobody uses anyways.