The Rainbow Thing
I really hate that rainbows are associated with gays and lesbiens!  Rainbows rock!  Noah wasn't gay.  If anyone knows why those with "alternative lifestyles" have stolen Roy G., please let me know.  (I love Rainbow Brite!  I will graciously accept any rainbow items you would like to give me.  I've been looking for rainbow shoelaces forever.)  Anyway, I was shopping with a friend the other day and I came across this awsome rainbow webbing belt!  I showed it to her and she made this face like, "yeah, it's disgusting, isn't it?".  They took the coolest symbol ever and turned it into something people grit their teeth at!  So I've decided to start wearing rainbow stuff and trying in my own little way to get it back.  They can keep purple, but I want the rest of the spectrum!
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