My two good friends Mary and Chuck got married about a year ago.  It was a nice wedding procession and they looked so happy, but I was sad.  Earlier that day me and Bunny went to Dairy Queen and got something to eat.  After getting back to the church we realized that half of the food was not there and I had no fork for my chicken salad.  I told him to make sure he got me a fork.  He went and came back with lots of food for himself but no fork for me.  I hated him and cursed at his stupidity and greed.  The wedding went well.