
Hey...well your here... so, I guess
I have to tell you
a bit about myself.
My name is Tanya. and I'm 21 years old. I have fish,
cats, and a family, in which I currently reside with.
I always hate these pages, because well frankly I never
know what to put on here.
so bluntly ... here are my pictures
TANYA'S
PICTURES
I will continue with a few words of wisdom I have
learnt in
my past 21 years of life on this earth. now its my pleasure to start it off
right, with passing them to you.
Never
miss a good chance to shut up."
"no
warning, just disaster"
"everything
i say is true; and by true i mean, false"
"you
know your drunk when " you begin leaving the buttons open on your button-fly
pants to cut down on the time your in the washroom away from your drink"
"you know your drunk when : you take your shoes off because you believe it's
their fault that your having problems walking straight"
"If you don't know where your going, any road will take you there"
"word is bond"
"you cant argue with results!"
"Rehab Is for Quitters "
"Men are like .... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last "
"Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say"
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible."
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary."
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning."
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
Baseball
is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties
not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War
does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
"When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a
fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."
"When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they
will not search the trunk."
