Hey...well your here... so, I guess I have to tell you a bit about myself.

My name is Tanya. and I'm 21 years old. I have fish, cats, and a family, in which I currently reside with.

I always hate these pages, because well frankly I never know what to put on here.

so bluntly ... here are my pictures   TANYA'S PICTURES

I will continue with a few words of wisdom I have learnt  in my past 21 years of life on this earth. now its my pleasure to start it off right, with passing them to you.

 

 

Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"no warning, just disaster"

"everything i say is true; and by true i mean, false"

"you know your drunk when " you begin leaving the buttons open on your button-fly pants to cut down on the time your in the washroom away from your drink"

"you know your drunk when : you take your shoes off because you believe it's their fault that your having problems walking straight"

"If you don't know where your going, any road will take you there"

"word is bond"

"you cant argue with results!"

"Rehab Is for Quitters "

"Men are like .... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last "

"Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say"

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary."

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning."

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

"When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."

"When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk."