Look for us in the parking lot at upcoming shows (New Orleans,
and beyond!)
Spreadnetters get a free sticker
with your Machine Funk tshirt when you mention this web page (until
we run out).
The front of the shirt features this pictogram. What do you think it means?
A. Widespread Panic
B. Musical chairs
C. It's why Houser sits
D. Machine>Barstools
(If you guessed "D,"
this shirt is for you!)
Would you like to see a close-up of the Panic Machine?
(Put in the Panic, throttle Schools'
bass all the way up to 11, and out comes the Funk!)