Pleasant Punishment

by Soledad, the Dirty Old Lady

 

Disclaimer: Not mine, all Tolkien’s, save the typos and the weird grammar. And the plot, of course, in case you can find one.

 

Rating: Strong R, I think.

 

Warning: Not much of a plot, pure sweet smut. Married Elven couple – both males! But since I don’t intend to post it publicly (unless my own website), it doesn’t really matter, right?

 

Author’s notes:

(really unnecessary, but since I’m so fond of them…)

 

This scene is loosely related to my ongoing serial “Innocence”, which is basically a same-gender Elven romance. It takes place during “The Hobbit”, shortly after Thorin Oakenshield & Company arrive in Rivendell, and is based on the idea that it was Lindir who teased the Dwarves while they were crossing the very narrow bridge of Bruinen.

 

Yes, it’s a PWP if I've ever seen one". Yes, it’s rather smutty. But I hope, it’s at least sweet. Sweet, if not totally pointless smut.

 

So. You have been properly warned. If you’re still with me, it’s your own responsibility (and enjoyment, I hope). Now, let’s get down to business before the notes become longer than the scene itself!

Oh, and many heartfelt thanks to Jenn for beta-reading. :)any heartfelt thanks to Jenn for beta-reading. :)

 

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[Imladris, in the year 2941 of the Third Age]

 

After the Dwarves and the small creature who called himself a hobbit and Mithrandir were safely put up in the guest house and properly cared for, Lindir returned to the chambers he shared with Erestor, singing and laughing softly to himself as he remembered the faces of the clumsy guests as they crossed the Loudwater. He entered the bedchamber through the balcony with feathery steps that were almost a dance, hoping for a delightful evening of shared wine and laughter with Erestor.

 

However, he found his spouse in a less than amorous mood.

 

“Shall I never be able to let you deal with strangers alone?” the seneschal of Imladris asked, clearly exasperated. “Did you truly have to make fun of the beards of the Naugrim? Know you not that, after their craft, this is the thing they are most proud of?”

 

Lindir winced. It seemed that he had managed to be ill-mannered again, and though he never said aught with malicious intent, it mattered little in the end. And it appeared as if Erestor had grown tired of picking up the pieces after him.

 

“I… I do know that,” the young minstrel stammered, ashamed and a little frightened, too, for rarely did Erestor get this angry with him; nor had the older Elf reason for it, for Lindir actually had minded his manners and done remarkably well in the recent hundred years or so. How could he have ruined in mere moments all the progress he had made?

 

Of course Erestor knew there always would be lapses. Lindir was a sweet and gentle soul, but his social skills were those of a child, and just like a child, he simply forgot at times what kind of behaviour was expected of him. His child-like innocence was paired with a complete, rather blunt honesty – he always spoke his mind, regardless of the circumstances, and this often led to embarrassing scenes, for himself as well as for Erestor, and at times even for Elrond himself. The people of Imladris had grown to accept his antics, but there always were visitors to consider, not all of them receptive to playful insults.

 

“I truly know not anymore what to do with you,” Erestor sighed. “How many times have we had this conversation already?”

 

“Hundreds of times,” whispered Lindir, devastated by the dismay of his spouse. “Dear heart, I am so very sorry… be not angry with me, I beg you! I shall mind my manners, I promise…”

 

“You always promise!” Erestor threw his arms in the air in frustration. “And I know that you mean it,” he added a little more softly, “but how long will it last this time?”

 

Lindir gave no answer, for Erestor was right. No matter how hard he tried, sooner or later he insulted someone without meaning it. He bit his lips to keep his tears from coming and hung his head so that the pale golden curtain of his hair hid his face.

 

Erestor took a few deep, calming breaths. He regretted his outburst already, for it came from his fear for Lindir rather than from true anger – and seeing his beloved so frightened, slender arms wrapped tightly around narrow, shaking frame, nearly broke his heart.

 

“There are times when I am tempted to do to you what mortal Men do to their insolent children,” he murmured in a soft, resigned voice. “To bend you over my knee and give you a sound thrashing with hand across buttocks.”

 

To his surprise, Lindir raised his head and looked at him with a tremulous smile full of willingness and need.

 

“If that would lessen your anger towards me, then by Elbereth, do it,” the young minstrel answered.

 

Erestor looked back at him in utter shock, for he was only speaking in helpless frustration, of course. Never was it the custom of Elves to punish the flesh of their young for any misdeeds or faults of character, and he would die ere he would hurt someone as sweet and innocent as Lindir.

 

And yet, to his bewilderment, his spouse added insistently: “I mean it, melme,” he said. “Punish me as you will, just be not angry with me anymore. I cannot bear it.”

 

“Ai, Lindir,” the older Elf sighed, “I was speaking in anger. I could never hurt you.”

 

“A sore bottom is less hurtful than a broken heart,” said Lindir quietly, looking him straight in the eye. “I am willing to take my punishment from your hand, rather than being sent away by Lord Elrond for my ill-mannered ways.”

 

Erestor shook his head in despair. Ever since it had been discovered that Lindir was related to Gildor Inglorion, the young minstrel had been living in fear that one day Elrond would lose patience with him and send him to his uncle in Edhellond. The fact that Gildor had voiced the very same wish several times only added to Lindir’s anxiety(1).

 

Marrying Erestor had eased a little the feeling of rootlessness, yet the fear never wholly left his heart. Like a child, he never fully understood the high expectations others had of him due to his high birth and his status in Elrond’s house, and the same lack of understanding caused his social skills to fail at the most inappropriate times. And like a child, he feared punishment, always expecting the worse.

 

In a way, Erestor could understand how his beloved would have preferred some very basic – if painful – punishment, one that would set the whole issue to rest. Unexpectedly, the seneschal was reminded of that odd Autumn Festival in Edhellond, when Gildor and he “settled their issues”, as the arrogant Lord of the South Haven put it. How… liberating it had been to finally be freed from that old debt, despite the pain inflicted upon him. And though he could never hurt his beloved Lindir in the same manner, mayhap he could do something similar, without causing any real pain.

 

“Do you truly mean it?” he asked hesitatingly, still not too fond of the idea. Lindir nodded, and Erestor gave a heavy sigh. “All right then. Come here and bend over my knee!”

 

He sat on the edge of their large, low bed, and Lindir obeyed with an eagerness that almost made him cry. How could this sweet, exquisite creature still think that he would be able to stay angry with him for more than a few moments? How could Lindir doubt that he would forgive him the small faults that made him even more loveable?

 

For his part, Lindir approached the bed feeling small tremors in his stomach. Never had anyone raised a hand to him, and despite a little fear, he was actually curious how it might feel. Kneeling down, he bent over Erestor’s lap, offering his slim, perfectly shaped rear to the punishing hand, wondering what it would feel like – and if it would actually hurt.

 

He was quite started, however, when Erestor began by hooking his thumbs into the waistband of his leggings and pushing them down all the way to his knees.

 

“What… what are you doing?” he asked in slight panic. Never in his whole life had he felt this exposed and vulnerable.

 

“This particular punishment is always administered to a bare behind,” his spouse explained in a gently amused voice, his fingers ghosting over the soft skin of the perfect globes, then down the gentle valley that parted them, brushing the hidden gate of his most secret gardens for a fleeting moment.

 

Lindir shivered with much more than just fear, and to his embarrassment, he began to harden against Erestor’s knee, as this particular touch was usually the introduction to more… delightful activities.

 

In that very moment, the fingers left him, and the strong hand of his spouse came crashing down across his buttocks. Lindir yelped, more in surprise than in pain, for the strike made more sound than hurt, and rubbed himself involuntarily against the rough cloth of Erestor”s leggings. The second slap was a little harder, causing a slight tingling and burning in his nether cheeks, but it was strangely pleasant nevertheless.

 

“More,” he murmured, wriggling a little to show his eagerness as the burn and the sting caused a familiar heat to pool in his belly. “Give me more, melme!”

 

Erestor stared down at the slightly reddened cheeks that bore the mark of his hand in a way they had never borne before.

 

And found the sight disturbingly erotic. After eleven centuries spent in matrimony(2), much of the original fire and passion had slowly evaporated, turning the bond to a more spiritual one. Moments of sudden desire like this one had become rare – and were cherished, by both Elves.

 

Erestor let his hand glide over Lindir’s quivering flesh, soothing the sting of his previous strike, and smiled, knowing that this session that had started out as a punishment to put Lindir’s mind at ease would end in the throes of a passion they had not enjoyed for a long time. He smiled and slapped the soft and yet so pleasantly firm cheeks again… and again… and again, still holding back his much greater strength, for fear that he might hurt his spouse.

 

Yet Lindir seemed to enjoy his “punishment” enormously, if his lustful moans and constant begging for more and harder slaps were any indication. He writhed under Erestor’s hand shamelessly, working up himself to crystal hardness, rubbing his needful flesh against Erestor’s knee in a manner that was beyond wanton and aroused the older Elf greatly.

 

“Oh, love,” he panted breathlessly, “I have never thought punishment could be this pleasurable. Any more of this, and I shall spend myself in no time. And I would rather have you inside me when I do so…”

 

Erestor laughed softly. The wonderful bluntness of his spouse was itself just as arousing as the sight of the now bright red cheeks beneath his hand. He had no objections whatsoever to digging up the secret garden hiding between those perfect moulds once again.

 

“Well then, my golden colt, prepare yourself to be mounted,” he said chuckling. This would be the gentlest way to handle Lindir’s abused flesh. He gave the glowing cheeks a final, rather hard slap and nudged Lindir to stand up.

 

The young minstrel was never slow to take a hint when it could lead to a delightful tumble on their soft bed. In mere moments, he had kicked off his boots and stepped fully out of his leggings. Sending his discarded tunic flying across the  bedchamber, he crawled onto the bed, his hips in the air, golden head pillowed submissively on his arms.

 

“Tarry not, melme,” he said breathlessly, “for I truly cannot hold on much longer.”

 

Erestor only took enough time to throw his robe aside and free his own aching hardness. A few strokes with the ever-present, honey-scented oil that waited always on the nightstand was enough to ease the passage for him, for Lindir was more than willing and ready, and he slid home in one long, fluid stroke, admiring the gentle, upswept line of his beloved’s narrow back, now flushed with passion. Lindir arched under his touch like a cat, trying to take him in deeper than physically possible.

 

That wanton response was Erestor’s undoing. The slow-burning flame of passion was rekindled in his heart once again, and he gave himself over to the fire in abandon.

 

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Half a night later – and after the longest, most passionate love-making in which they had indulged for at least a century – Erestor sat among the crumpled sheets, leaning against the piled-up pillows, worn out but content… even though a little ashamed. It was… unbecoming of an Elf who had seen nearly two Ages already to submit to his passions like a mere mortal(3).

 

Lindir, on the other hand, seemed completely unfazed by the events. If anything, he clearly enjoyed the return of spice and fire to their married life. Sitting between Erestor’s legs, he leaned against his spouse’s chest, nibbling on his earlobe, entwining the fingers of his left hand with Erestor’s in a possessive gesture.

 

“Lindir,” groaned Erestor, “stop doing that! Have I not hurt you enough tonight?”

 

For a mere moment, Lindir ceased tormenting his spouse's extremely sensitive ear – only to give him a smile that was positively sultry upon those kiss-swollen lips.

 

“Only in a good way,” he replied, gingerly shifting his weight to get even closer to Erestor without putting more pressure on his sore backside. “Can we do it again?”

 

Erestor threw a long, graceful leg over that of his spouse and gently rubbed his elegantly arched foot against Lindir’s groin.

 

“You want to make me believe that you are up to it again?”

 

Lindir laughed.

 

“Nay, not right away. But I am sure that I soon shall do something that will earn me some more punishment.”

 

End – for now.

 

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End notes:

(1) The matter of Lindir fearing banishment came up for the first time in “Book Three: Of Riddles of Doom and Paths of Love” of my Boromir series, where Erestor and Lindir had their first appearance as a married couple.

(2) Erestor and Lindir married in the year 1960, Third Age, after Erestor recovered from his grave injuries, received in the Battle of Fornost (1957).

(3) Well, at least if you believe “Laws & Customs”. I don’t really, but Erestor always finds something to worry about. <g>

 

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