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HUM TUM

Text Fights

HUM: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
TUM: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HUM: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
TUM: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HUM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
TUM: I must have been given your share!!!

HUM: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
TUM: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HUM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
TUM: Okay, get out!!!

HUM: I think I could make you very happy
TUM: Why? Are you leaving?

HUM: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
TUM: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time!!!

HUM: Can I have your name?
TUM: Why, don't you already have one?

HUM: Shall we go and see a film?
TUM: I've already seen it!!!

HUM: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
TUM: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HUM: Where have you been all my life?
TUM: Hiding from you.

HUM: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
TUM: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HUM: Is this seat empty?
TUM: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HUM: So, what do you do for a living?
TUM: I'm a female impersonator.

HUM: hey baby, what's your sign?
TUM: Do not enter.

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