Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

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Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

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Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main mera hi khoon tha!

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

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Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

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Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

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Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

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Tumko dekha.... !!
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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 The night is dark, the moon is high,
   I stop my car, u ask why?
   I come close to u, u feel shy,
   I tell u those three magical words....
    Ayela, tyre Puncture!!!

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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
    Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
  Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko......

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 Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston, yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to, sidhe upar chale aana!!

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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

 Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
  Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
  Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib... La, phawda mujhe de!!

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