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	This is also an impassioned meditation. There should be a note above that says Disclaimer. This is an art object. It may meet or exceed the minimum required federal levels of political correctness. It is __ pages in length. It is in Standard American English. For a translation in your preferred language, please contact a local interpreter. Interpreter need not be an ethnic member or national citizen of above preferred language. This art object is free. Any part of this text may be reprouced in any form.  No perfomance or dramatic reading of any part thereof may be given without the written permission of the author of his representative. Inquiries may be addressed to the individual author, S.G. Tarjoto, 450 Clinton Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11238.

	When the author awoke this morning he was dreaming of waking up a small park on a sunny day underneath the shadow of a Michelin dirigible. The dirigible was beeping. It was also losing altitude. Shortly before the dirigible began a rapid descent unto the sleeping denizens below it had thrown an anchor into the green green grass. Before the Captain of His Vessel appeared to mimic the loss of his former self he had let go of the wheel only in his mind. Figuratively speaking, the dirigible was as weightless as his thoughts. Theoretically speaking, the dirigible was suspended in mid-air. In actuality, it would soon crush its protaganist into the ground.

	After the wheel had been abandoned, and the anchor thrown and the gas let loose, and the dirigible began beeping and soon disappeared into the thin blue sky of the undressed window of the room which the dirigible discovered the ground (which was round), all hell broke loose:
	~ Crew members of the Michelin dirigible expedite the evacuation process through the use of present tensions between skilled and unskilled workers, forcing them to fight over scarce resources.
	~ Passengers seated on the emergency row discovered their true selves.
	~ The Captain of His Vessel discovered himself.

	Crew Manifest (100)

57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 Americans (from both North and South Americas);
and 8 Africans 
52 would be female; 48 would be male 
70 would be non-white; 30 would be white 
70 would be non-Christian; 30 would be Christian 
89 would be heterosexual; 11 would be homosexual 
59% of the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people. All 6 people would be citizens of the United States. 
80 would live in substandard housing 
70 would be illiterate 
50 would suffer from chronic malnutrition 
One would be near death 
Only one would have a college education 
Only one would own a personal computer