"It's a puppet!" And you think you had an early morning
"Zis ist vot I 'ave to zay to you alien vankers" My got, zay realy are aliens!
-Tarquin "That ain't clever y'know. Just -Becky "Jon, are you getting radiation burns?" P*ss off!" -Tarquin "Yes, the TV is a bit bright . . ." -Becky "Yeah! I second That."
Erm . . . Come on folks, roll up, roll up. Throw the hoop over the clown to win a prize. Three hoops a pound. (Sorry, Cel!)
"Tarquin,I'd forgotten there was a time I guess there must though 'cos this is how when you had no hair" I looked when we met!