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"It's a puppet!"                              And you think you had an early morning

  
"Zis ist vot I 'ave to zay to you alien vankers"       My got, zay realy are aliens!

  
-Tarquin "That ain't clever y'know. Just    -Becky "Jon, are you getting radiation burns?"
P*ss off!"                                  -Tarquin "Yes, the TV is a bit bright . . ."
-Becky "Yeah! I second That."

          
Erm . . .                                        Come on folks, roll up, roll up.
                                                 Throw the hoop over the clown to
                                                 win a prize. Three hoops a pound.
                                                        (Sorry, Cel!)

                                            
"Tarquin,I'd forgotten there was a time           I guess there must though 'cos this is how
       when you had no hair"                                 I looked when we met!

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