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MAKIN A GOD DAMN WEBSITE

This is going to be short, but to the fuckin point.  Alright, this shit isnt easy to make, ecspecially whne i like writing the code myself so it will be easier in the future.  Right now though, it takes time that i could be using to get better grades in school.....yeah right.   SO, when you come to my site, look at EVERYTHING because i GOD DAMN PUT IT THERE FOR A @)($^ YGRKJ REASON.  I am not gonna waste my time filling my page with worthless shit when I only have so much time to work on it.  I try my best, and the material is good, so read it all.  The Last Realms are going to kick ass.  STEAL THEM.  USE THEM.  ABUSE THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.  That is what i want.  I want too see my ideas published by people who arent me to teach me a god damn lesson.  Campaign with my ideas, kill your players with my ideas, but always remember they are my ideas.   I came up with them, so even if no one else knows you took my stuff, you do.  And you know what you should do?  COme back and steal more stuff damn it, I update, you dont have to work on a campaign, simple as god damned that.  Dont steal the pictures though, they arent mine.  They are the work of JAe Studios, and he kick ass.  I AM NOT AN ARTIST.  Check his site sometime.

I'm out to write more stuff for everyone to steal.  Have fun all and keep reading please.

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Combat Rogues?!??  Myth or Reality?? In my party there was a rogue who could do it all, sleeping posion, stab people to death and take hits from trolls like they were nothing..... that is if you consider nothing fying instantly as soon as you enter combat when you were at maximum health a moment ago ^_^  HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET.... der der der  I fighter, I gives away all the shinies, but me knows how to fight, der, my name says so..... Rogue name not say fighter.....der.... swordchucks?  WHAT WOULD GO THROUGH THE MIND OF A ROGUE SO INCOMPTENT THAT HE HAD TO BUM RUSH A TROLL AT LVL 6.  For Odin's sake, its like tyring to down 400 bottles of dwarven spirits in 3 hours.  And i have seen that act attempted with more compidence than the troll bum rush.  Now this isnt where the rogues power of dumb ends, soon the adventurers happened upon a group of werewolves and a vampire..... anyone want to throw out a random guess on who the rogue attacked, btw, it wasnt a werewolf.  2 Slam attacks later and 2 negative levels, the rogue cried himself to sleep, or owuld have, if he wasnt afraid of having his brains sucked out his ass by a mindflayer while he was in said process.

But the tale of the combat rogue doesnt end here, no my friends i am sorry to say there is more, much more, deeply and shockingly dumb in every manner of the word, and about as clean as a box of Dunkin Doughnuts in a police office.  Tis is the kind of rogue who would put his hand in a bag of dovouring and try to find posion, then use his other hand was his first had mysteriously "fallen off."  To mke matters worse for the rogue, he tried to follow the vampitre when it went into gasoeus form, in th emiddle of the night.  This wouldnt be bad.... if he werent in RAVENLOFT.... yes my friends, gameover, the only dumb thing he hasnt done yet is waking the tarrasque, and really, how far behind can that be?

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I know I should probably start with a Dungeons and Dragons rant, but i really want to get to my extreme hate of FF9.  But, alas, my first rant willbe related to the site.  I have a very angry distemperment towards trolls.  I hate the fact that you could slaughter them totally, completely oblitarate there body, but if you aint got fire, you aint got dead trolls.  Unless your character can get ahold of A FLAMING PIRCH or someone has a FIRE spell handy, the troll is gonna HAND U your own ASS.  You could crush the trolls with the tarrasque, but it wouldnt matter, because about 25 turns later, after reviving from the damage of having THE @)(&$@JQGHR TARRASQUE dropped on him, thr troll would get back up and beat you to death with rend, which in itself is mean beyond all comprenhension.  While traveling with a level six rouge, my party entered a bar.  By the way, my next rant is going to be about the rouge.  Anyway, he sabtoges everyone could idea we have, and soon, troll bouncers appear.  He bum rushes a troll, and stabs it for some damage.

Then it is my turn.  On my turn, i take my MONK, who has slightly more HP than the rouge, and manuever him backwards, then use his githerzai psionic innate abilities to whip a troll into submission. GUESS WHICH MOVE WAS SMARTER, TAKE A WILD ()@&%R# GUESS IDIOTS.  You got it, runnign away from the troll was the right move, for, as the troll on the rouge took his action, he suceeded with both claw attack, go figure, and was then able to rend.... and this happened to knock him down to -god knows how low HP. With him dead, the rest of our party got behind the HALF FIRE ELEMENTAL, and let her do her dirty work, and believe me, with the aid of a grease spell, it was dirty, (ha ha, get it, grease = dirty)  So.... anyone else hate trolls?