| Ask Edward |
| You have a question for everyone's favorite Sociopath? Is there something you always wanted to ask Edward or one of his associates but were afraid to ask? Well here's your chance to ask those tough questions without worrying about Edward killing you for opening your mouth. Send all inquiries to waraven99@hotmail.com and I will forward them to Edward who will hopefully not kill me when I ask them!!! |
| Q: Dear Edward, how many legal vampire kills do you have to your name? |
| A: I have no legal vampire kills to my name, I don' need a piece of paper giving me permission to kill a monster. I go out, I do it. You got a problem with that? |
| Q: Just what exactly did you have to give up to be the way you are? |
| A: *sound of gun being cocked* I'm sorry what was the question again? |
| Q: Hey Edward what the hell is a Spirk? |
| A: *Sound of gun being fired and a body falling* Next question please |
| Q: Is your name really Edward? And do you have a last name? |
| A: No my name is actually Spirk Spirkson and I' m from Sweden. *Sound of gun being fired and a body falling* Ask me another stupid question and I torture you next time you got it INFERNO?! |