| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? HI, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Yo baby, you be my dairy Queen, i'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and i'll do it your way. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I togeter. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? Cuz i'm lost in your eyes. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Was you father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Excuse me I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me to night? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world. He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew) Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight! My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Girl, (or Guy) you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together! I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away! You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. |
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