Top Books by Dr. Duh, er Taylor
(if you have any you'd like to add, 
me)
| Mine | Shelley | JR | Bonnie |
| Zoe | Cranky Trudy | Madison | Tayturd Slayer (new!) |
My stuff (or stuff I stole that no one claims)
"How to Blame Others for Your Mistakes"
"How to Snare a Man by Sucking Up to His Mother"
"Just Because You're Paranoid, Doesn't Mean They're Not Out to Get You!!" - A Guide for true Victims
"Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You - Then Blame them for your mistakes!!" - A Guide for Hypocrites
"Saving Your Marriage with Just a Needle and Your Diaphragm"
"How to Make Friends and Influence People by Ridiculing Others"
"Morals - How to preach, but not practice" - A Guide for Blow-Hards
"It's Not Adultery if You Screw Virgins!" - How to 'get off' on a technicality
"Where's Waldo" for Dummies - (editor's note: she never really found him)
"Rearing Your Child: How to Pick the Right Nanny"
"Tuberculosis: The Taylor Forrester Story" (soon to be an NBC miniseries)
"How to help the Impoverished by Locking them Up" - A guide for the Caring
"Monogamy - And Other Great Lumber" (editor's note: I think she meant 'mahogany', but I can't be sure)
"The Chicken Dance - and other great seduction tips"
"Lip Injections Gone Wrong - My Plastic Surgery Nightmare"
"Hair Extensions, Not for Everyone - Learn from My mistakes!"
"The Taylor Forrester Story: I'm the only one on earth who doesn't have a psychological disorder!!"
"How to Snag a Man by Using your Baby"
"How to Use Children to Heal a Troubled Marriage" - Sequel to "How to Snag a Man by Using your Baby"
"How to become a licensed psychiatrist by seducing your professors" - Why I didn't need to know medicine to practice
"Using Sex to Get What You Want"
"True Confessions of a Saint" (editor's note: Taylor confesses the sins of her friends and family)
"The Philandering Menace"
"Psychoanalysis for Dummies" (editor's note: this book is written at a fifth grade level, though it's not meant for children)
"Karing, Kindness, and Kompassion: A Guide to Tolerating other People's Stupid Ideas"
"Ten Minute Makeover for the Terminally Ill"
"Padded Panties and other flat ass disguises"
"Set Yourself on Fire to Catch Your Man - They Will be Falling at Your Feet"
"Self Serving Psychiatric Advice for Every Situation"
"How to Satisfy a Minute Man: A Thirty Second Guide to Sex"
"Burning Candles can work as Baby-Sitters"
"How to Catch TB without Prolonged Exposure"
"Instant Cures for TB" (sequel to "How to Catch TB without Prolonged Exposure")
"Sex at Home Just Isn't Fun: A Guide to Sex at the Office"
"Sexual Escapades of the Comatose in Morocco" (editor's note: all the pages are blank because the author can't remember anything)
"Being Dead" and its sequel,
"Coming Back from the Dead with Minimal Brain Damage" (author's note: Still trying to figure out how it's done, but this brain just don't work right anymore)
"How to Succeed in Psychiatry Without Really Trying"
"Birthing Babies in a Tin Can or Over the Phone"
"Decorating with Mirrors, by Ridge and Taylor Forrester"
"How to Change Your Spouse's Mind Using Packed Bags and a Waiting Limo - (Hey it Worked on Me!)"
"Instant Bogus Psychiatric Diagnoses and Other Ways to Cover Your Ass"
"How to Sound Convincing in Your Instant Bogus Diagnoses by Saying You've Consulted Other Experts (Even if You Haven't)" - Sequel to "Instant Bogus Psychiatric Diagnoses and Other Ways to Cover Your Ass"
"Sex - the New Cure for Frostbite"
"I Boinked Him and He Didn't Freeze to Death - Taylor Forrester's Inspiring Tale of Selfless Friendship"
"Ignore a Friend's Health-Damaging Hatred for Another Person - The Way to Make Sure Your Dirty Secrets Never Come to Light"
"How a Relationship a Friend Doesn't Approve of Can Endanger Their Very Life" - Sequel to "Ignore a Friend's Health-Damaging Hatred for Another Person - The Way to Make Sure Your Dirty Secrets Never Come to Light"
"It's Not Leading a Man on When You Accept His Expensive Gifts and Writhe Mostly Naked on His Bed"
"It's Always Necessary to Strip Down to Your Undies When You Sprain Your Ankle - A Guide to First Aid"
“Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful”
“Why the Scarecrow is My Favorite Wizard of Oz Character”--aka,
“If I Only Had a Brain”
“Dunk a Dustmop in Black Ink to Create Your Own Hair Extensions, and
Other Beauty Tips for the Frugal”
“A Friend in Need is a Friend You Can Backstab”
“Saying it’s All Brooke’s Fault--The Quick and Easy Way to Have
Your Sins Erased”
“Benedict Arnold and Brutus the Roman Reconsidered--a Postdoctoral
Thesis by Dr. Taylor Forrester”
“The Art of Letting Other People Talk You Into Stuff--a Great Way to
Keep Your Hands Clean”
“Ten Easy Face-Straightening Exercises for Hypocrites Who Preach
About What They Don’t Practice”
“Convenient Bible Quotations So You Can Look Like a God-Fearing
Christian at a Moment’s Notice”
“I’m Okay, You’re a Sinner”
“It’s Not So Bad Living With Your Nose Up Someone’s Ass”
“Why I am Proof that the Vatican Should Recognize Living People as
Saints”
"Uh...Yes...No...Maybe - How to Con Others Into Making Decisions for you"
"Better Living Through Chemistry - Plastic Surgery Can Work for You, Too!"
"How to Choose a Good Man," with a special forward by Nikki 'Wannabe' Newman
"That's What Friends Are For," with a special testimonial by Dr. James Warrick
"Yes - I am Just THAT Stupid!"
"It's Not My Fault -- The Passive-Aggressive Manipulator's Guide to Absolution"
"SPROING! - Why My Legs Fly Open at the Mere Suggestion of Sex"
"Dr. Duh Models Sexy Designs by Ridge Forrester," for an extra $1.00, you can get a full-page poster of the infamous 'dust bunny honeymoon teddy'
"Forget TaeBo!, Chicken Dance Your Way to Fitness - Introducing the ChickenBo! Workout"
"There's no Such Thing as Too Much Collagen"
"Achieving Conjugal Bliss in 3 Minutes or Less"
"Obscene Fan Crotch Dances and Other Forms of Seduction"
"How to Accept Expensive Gifts From a Man Without Putting Out"
"You, Too, Can Spring Your Legs Open at a Moment's Notice and Not be Called
a Hoe!"
"Faking the Funk--When You Can No Longer Tell What's Real Anymore"
"How Not to Become Bored by One's Own Mediocrity"
Child-Rearing by Benign Neglect"
"I Don't Get It' and Other Favorite Sayings"
"How to Feed the Homeless with a Loaf of Bread and a Head of Lettuce"
"Guilt Free Sexual Gratification Through Hypnosis"
"The Art of Friendship or How to Make Friends Fast"
"Fight Flab by Flouncing Fast"
"You, Too, Can Spring
Your Legs Open at a Moment's Notice and Not be Called a Hoe!"
"Learning to deal with being called a Hoe!" - Sequel to "You,
Too, Can Spring Your Legs Open at a Moment's Notice and Not be Called a
Hoe!"
The Story of Me, Narcissism: Flaw or Virtue?
The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth As I See It
Quackology Explained, Volumes I and II, by Dr T. Hayes, PHD Quackologist (Honduros State University)
The Blame Game and How to Excel at It!
"Sticking it to Brooke is the Only Thing that Gets Me Horny"
"Spread Your Legs" - A How-To Guide to save a Dying Man
"It Wasn't Pretty Folks, but Didn't you Have Fun Watching Me do the Chicken Dance?"
Tayturd Slayer's Stuff (new)
" If you can't cry and you can't kiss, SMIRK! How to get by as an actor when you have no talent"
"How to use your child's illness to climb up the fame ladder, by organizing a fund raising night in record time"
"How to sell your story to the tabloids, then trash them and SURVIVE!"
"Make a baby! How to stop at nothing to help you win a lawsuit"
"DIET & FASHION tips on how to hide your pregnancy, till you can grandstand it on the witness stand"
"The art of COLLAGEN LIP INJECTION-MASK APPLICATION-CREATIVE LIGHTNING-CREATIVE CAMERA ANGLES, for the UGLY featured"
"So you've got a FLAT BEHIND-SQUARED HIPS- & A SHORT WAIST...Then show off your cleavage. The definitive guide to looking good, for the UGLY BODIED"
"How to further your showbiz NON-CAREER, by WHORING your personal life"
"Suing! Short cut to immediate wealth"
