Ok, everyone. You should have fun with this one. Your mission? Think of ways to kill Taytwit off the show. You know you want her to die painfully and slowly. On second thought, maybe not...the slower she dies, the longer we have to endure her horrible attempts at crying and emoting. So maybe she should die quick. Below are my suggestions, but I really want you to send in your own. Click here to email me your suggestions! (Go to the new stuff)
1. Stephanie finds out that Taytwit had planned on boinking Eric and goes berserk. She sends her up to Big Bear and stabs her with the same fire poker she threatened Brooke with. While she's at it, she uses the fire poker to poke Taywhore where many men have gone before.
2. Tayidiot barges into Brooke's office/home one too many times, causing Brooke to lose it. Brooke rips Taybitch's horrible hair extensions from her head and proceeds to strangle her to death with them. Brooke gets away with the murder, of course, because who could blame her for killing Taysnore after everything that bitch has done to her???
3. Amber is sucking up to Stephanie and accidentally swallows Taysnore, who was in the process of kissing Stephanie's ass (literally, as well as figuratively)..
4. Taylor gets one too many lip injections and ends up swallowing her own entire head, causing her to smother to death.
5. The nanny decides that she is more of a mother to Taytwit's children than Taylor is and steals them. Ridge dumps her, since she doesn't have 'Hook', 'Line', and 'Sinker' anymore. Stephanie is too busy catering to Amber to care. Taylor is alone and miserable, so she gets drunk and tries to burn the house down like she has done before, only she succeeds and burns herself to a crisp.
6. She starts bobbing her head around, as usual, and accidentally breaks her neck, causing a quick death.
7. Since she's as dumb as a post, she decides to do the chicken dance in the bath tub. She slips and bashes her skull in, causing her to go into a coma. While she's hooked up to life support, Ridge sneaks in and pulls the plug so he can finally be rid of her self-righteous, boring, insipid, moronic, crap. No one ever finds out.
8. Brooke bets Taysnore that she can't kiss her own ass. Being the self-absorbed idiot that she is, Taylor tries it and fails. Since she's always believed that EVERYONE should kiss her ass, it causes a conundrum her mind can't unravel and she simply ceases to exist.
9. People stop telling her how perfect and beautiful she is, causing her to walk off into the ocean and drown to death.
10. She runs up to a sick person on the street and puts her hand on the person's head to heal them (since she believes she has that power). The person thinks she's a lunatic and shoots her five times with a 12 gauge, spreading her guts all over the street. No more back from the death stories for her!!!!
Breathless submitted the following:
Taylor
has invited Morgan over for dinner to set the mood for her insemination by
Ridge. Ridge is cooking dinner.
Morgan and Taylor are sitting at the bar counter, watching Ridge slice
and dice. They are drinking Tequila
shooters along with their Margaritas. Morgan
and Taylor are both a little tipsy already.
Taylor sprinklers a little salt on Morgan's shoulder and licks it off.
Morgan laughs. Ridge stands
frozen. Taylor sees her husbands
shocked look. “I’m just trying
to set the mood.” She then stands
and tries to move seductively. Ridge
moves from behind the counter and comes around the bar to watch his wife.
Taylor does her best version of her chicken dance slowly pulling down the
straps of her dress to her shoulders.
Suddenly
the door burst open, “Do you know what that Bitch has done now?” Steph
freezes as she sees the scene before her. Ridge
with a boner, Morgan licking her lips and Taylor’s dress slipping from her
upper torso. “What the hell is going on?”
Steph yells.
Taylor
quickly turns towards her husband catching her heel on their rug. She falls into
his arms to catch herself; not realizing Ridge had never put down the knife he
was using for his slice and dice. The
knife goes in deep. He grabs his
wife falling to the floor but not quick enough to keep her head from cracking on
the tile. Morgan picks up the phone
and starts to dial 911 VERY VERY slowly. Steph just moves over and looks down, “Damn that Brooke!
This is all her fault!”
Taylor
starts to loose consciousness from the massive blood pouring from her body.
“Steph
you really need to seek therapy for that anger.” Are her dying words.
