The Bold and the Beautiful has so many talented viewers, that I was moved to open a section just for songs about Taylips.  If you have a song you'd like to submit, please email me.

Tune of: "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown"

Submitted by:  Breathless

Well the West side of LA

Is where she liked to play

And if you meet her there

You best beware

She might roll you in the hay

 

Her best friends name was Hunter

And that's with whom she liked to play

The men lay out their bodies for the fun

Other women just had no say

 

And its Bad Bad Kimberlin brown

Baddest Slut in the whole damn town

Sluttier than a Tracy Lord

Gave better head than Savannahs score

 

Now Kimber's more than sexy

And that Hunter knew the score

She played the game cause it was her thang

Besides what are other people for

She gotta nice little foursome

And a bag of white stuff too

She gotta little plastic hose sticking out her nose

And that Michael he just goes Moo

 

And its Bad Bad Kimberlin Brown

Baddest slut in the whole down town

You know that its all her fault

That Hunters such a slut

 

Well Hunter decided to tell

in a book about her life

And in a chapter inside

She spilled alot of stuff

Sticking Kimber deep with that knife

Tylo cast her eyes upon her

And the cat fight soon began

And Kimber learned a lesson

Bout sticking up for Tylos man

 

And its Bad Bad Kimberlin Brown

Baddest slut in the whole damn town

Badder than Scambers scream

Meaner that that Stepanie Thing

 

Well the two they took to fightin

Says the book not selling in the store

Kimber looked like a major slut

And Tylo a repentent Whore

 

And its Bad BAd Kimberlin brown

Baddest Slut in the whole down town

Its all her fault Tylos bad

And now Hunter is so so Sad......

Tune of:  "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Submitted by: BLF

Come and listen to a story about a jerk named Ridge

He once had a daughter and her name was Bridge

Ridge's wife was jealous of Bridge and momma Brooke

So she teamed up with Steffers to bust them up for good.

 

Then Taylor had a baby to set the wedding date.

She knew deep in her heart it was because of Bait.

 

One baby didn't do it, Ridge was looking still at Brooke

So Taylor had more babies and Ridge was really hooked.

 

Baby popper.....

insurance policies......

 

Now Taylor is never home she hates the baby talk

She'd rather be at Forrester then teach the twins to walk

 

Tay is so very nosey gets in everyone's life

She even went Venice to cause poor Brooke more strife.

 

The moral of this story is you better stay dead

Or you may find a woman in your husbands bed

You always go to Steffers to keep Ridge at your side

It would have been much better if you had just died.

 

Liar........ evil woman ......... ya'll come back now .....hear?