The Bold and the Beautiful has so many talented viewers, that I was moved to open a section just for songs about Taylips. If you have a song you'd like to submit, please email me.
Tune of: "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown"
Submitted by: Breathless
Well the West side of LA
Is where she liked to play
And if you meet her there
You best beware
She might roll you in the hay
Her best friends name was Hunter
And that's with whom she liked to play
The men lay out their bodies for the fun
Other women just had no say
And its Bad Bad Kimberlin brown
Baddest Slut in the whole damn town
Sluttier than a Tracy Lord
Gave better head than Savannahs score
Now Kimber's more than sexy
And that Hunter knew the score
She played the game cause it was her thang
Besides what are other people for
She gotta nice little foursome
And a bag of white stuff too
She gotta little plastic hose sticking out her nose
And that Michael he just goes Moo
And its Bad Bad Kimberlin Brown
Baddest slut in the whole down town
You know that its all her fault
That Hunters such a slut
Well Hunter decided to tell
in a book about her life
And in a chapter inside
She spilled alot of stuff
Sticking Kimber deep with that knife
Tylo cast her eyes upon her
And the cat fight soon began
And Kimber learned a lesson
Bout sticking up for Tylos man
And its Bad Bad Kimberlin Brown
Baddest slut in the whole damn town
Badder than Scambers scream
Meaner that that Stepanie Thing
Well the two they took to fightin
Says the book not selling in the store
Kimber looked like a major slut
And Tylo a repentent Whore
And its Bad BAd Kimberlin brown
Baddest Slut in the whole down town
Its all her fault Tylos bad
And now Hunter is so so Sad......
Tune of: "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Submitted by: BLF
Come and listen to a story about a jerk named Ridge
He once had a daughter and her name was Bridge
Ridge's wife was jealous of Bridge and momma Brooke
So she teamed up with Steffers to bust them up for good.
Then Taylor had a baby to set the wedding date.
She knew deep in her heart it was because of Bait.
One baby didn't do it, Ridge was looking still at Brooke
So Taylor had more babies and Ridge was really hooked.
Baby popper.....
insurance policies......
Now Taylor is never home she hates the baby talk
She'd rather be at Forrester then teach the twins to walk
Tay is so very nosey gets in everyone's life
She even went Venice to cause poor Brooke more strife.
The moral of this story is you better stay dead
Or you may find a woman in your husbands bed
You always go to Steffers to keep Ridge at your side
It would have been much better if you had just died.
Liar........ evil woman ......... ya'll come back now .....hear?