Once upon a time there was a beautiful young woman named Brandi.
She was married to a beautiful young man named Taylor.
They had a beautiful little daughter named Belle.
One day, the beautiful family went to the park. It was a very beautiful park.
Brandi was pushing her daughter on the swing, when she heard Taylor cry out…
"Brandi, my beautiful wife, look! It's TayzLika!"
Brandi looked to the top of the slide, where Taylor was pointing. It was indeed the evil TayzLika! Whatever will our beautiful heroes do now?
In one evil swoop, TayzLika flew down from the slide and scooped poor Belle right out of her swing!
"Oh my baby!" Brandi cried out! "Mama! Papa! Someone help me!" Belle said, as TayzLika flew off.
Brandi, not hesitating a moment, ran to a near by telephone booth.
A second later, she emerged as "Super Bopper!"
"I will defeat the evil TayzLika!" Super Bopper said. With that, she flew off in search of TayzLika, and Belle!
Down below, she spotted a small house covered in pinups pulled from the popular teenage magazines.
"Ah ha!" Super Bopper said. {Not only was she beautiful, but super intelligent} "That must be TayzLika's hideout!" She flew down to the small pin up covered house.
"Come out TayzLika! And surrender Belle to me! I know you are in there!" Our beautiful, intelligent heroine called.
There was a commotion inside. Supper Bopper leaned close to the door to listen. A moment later, the door flew open and….
Out waltzed Belle!
Not as Belle…but as Little Bopper!!!
Super Bopper looked in shock at her daughter.
"I took care of that evil TayzLika!" Little Bopper said proudly.
Super Bopper peered inside and saw TayzLika lying on a pile of jars of peanut butter.{Not dead, mind you, this is a children's story! She simply hit her head!} She grinned.
"That's my girl," Super Bopper said, patting Little Bopper on the head.
Little Bopper grinned and together they flew back to the park. There, the beautiful Taylor was waiting anxiously.
He smiled his beautiful smile as Super Bopper and Little Bopper approached.
That night, Brandi tucked Belle in bed, and told her how proud she was for defeating the evil TayzLika.
And Belle fell asleep to the sound of her favorite lullaby, "Baby Blue".