I was born in a wagon of a travellin' show. Mama used to dance for the money they'd throw. Papa would do whatever he could. Preach a little gospel...sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good.

Ah, those were the days! And you know...it seems like only yesterday. Growing up a little gypsy girl in the foothills of Magnesia. My carefree youth was spent travelling the countryside, selling Amway to unsuspecting monks in the mountains. It was a good life. But, by the age of 17, I grew weary of the itinerant lifestyle and longed to settle down in one place. My brother Philip, who later became one of Magnesia's most famous milkmen, tried to talk me into staying on in the family business. But, I wanted to do something more meaningful with my life.

So, I started a monkey farm! My business was so successful that I became known throughout the world as "Taylor-Keeper of the Monkeys." Yes. I am that Taylor! My company eventually got involved in genetic engineering and developed monkeys that could breathe under water. My mail order Sea Monkey business went through the roof! And the rest is history.

I am now incredibly wealthy and live in Canada with Nootka, my trusty little eskimonkey.