~*~QUOTES~*~

"A secret is something you keep, a heart is something you hold on to." ~Tay (i PERSONALLY love that quote)
"These calorie things, they go right through me man."~Ike
"This is absolutely disgusting."~Ike(referring to a diet soda)
"I love aliens!"~Zac
"Kapushnick!"~Zac
"We want our tour very very goodly."~Zac
"On Thanksgiving we eat dogs."~Zac
"I'm made of flubber."~Zac
"Yeah, yeah. We're big shots. Right."~Ike
"getting you license gives you the right top ick your nose in the car."~Taylor
This thing is from "TV Hits" magazine:
Taylor:There's never been anyone else involoved.
Zac: Apart from that guy, Chak...
Isaac: He's Zac's twin retarded brother, who we keep in the closet. He comes up w/ good songs though!
"We seem to get the 'girls' comment pretty frequently"~Tay
"Some guy held the door open for me and then i realized 'oh my god! he thinks i'm a girl'"~Tay
"My piano teacher never liked me. I banged."~Tay
"Music is always changing and you have to change w/ it...or else you're...stupid."~Zac
"Make your life like toilet paper, long and useful!"~ZAC
"Yes, my real name is Jordan. I just thought Taylor would bring out the color of my eyes a little better."~Tay (LOLOL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY! HEHE)
"You can't take zac anywhere. He'll either get lost or say something that will get you into a heap of trouble. We're always trying to talk our way out of a weird situation he created."~Tay
"No we' don't have any animals but we've got Zac."~Ike
"Zac, you're ego's getting a little big here. Hello!?!?"~Ike
"The computer was sednding us messages like 'screw you!'"~Tay
"call me dolly!" -Zac
"sounds like a bowel movement" -Tay
Taken from USA Today's Wednesday, July 29, 1998 newspaper.(below)
Hanson test drove the new VW Beetle (Isaac was in the driver's seat).
His verdict: "a turtle with boosters."
I thought this was really funny (above)
I have a WHOLE bunch more including ones from the concerts so please
bare w/ me i'll put them up ASAP.
"Kiss him!" -Taylor
"Somebody get me some water" -Taylor
"Zac, you'd make a cute girl" -Taylor
"Are you saying you think we're chicks?"-Zac
"No I'm a chiken"-Zac
"What's with you and that animal thing?"-Taylor
(On Keith Prodigy) "Now there's someone who was rejected as a child"-Zac
"Our grades are always good. By traveling all over the world we learn a
hell of a lot more than people stuck at home with their heads in a
book."-Isaac
"Zac's almost schitzophrenic"-Isaac
"You are in this position that all you have to do is shake somebody's
hand and you can make their day" -Taylor
"Life is a twinkie...and the girls are the cream filling!"-Zac
"I'll tour with hanson!"-Zac
"We love clinbing up walls and dropping water bombs on people"-Taylor
"The other day this girls asked me to sign her back, and I was like
'whoa!' but I did it although I felt really icky!"-Taylor
"Zac, you're retarded"-Taylor
"Beep! wrong answer! Do not pas go, do not collect $200!"-Taylor
"Some people make fun of hanson, but you know what? I don't give a
rip!"-Isaac (go ike!!!)
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver"-Zac
"Peace, Love, and Bullet proof marshmallows!"-Zac
"I used to love tomatoes and I'd go around chanting 'Tomato Heatd,
Tomato Head!' at people. If I saw a large person I'd shout, 'Big Tomato
Man!'"-Taylor
"We're gonna get really drunk...on Dr. Pepper."-Taylor
"I wanna buy everyone in the world a puppy!"-Zac
"Thou shalt have a frog in thy bathroom."-Isaac
"Everything Changes"-Taylor
"No, I'm not a girl, and No I will not pull down my pants to proove
it!"-Taylor
"They need to invent portable washing machines...I miss clean
clothes"-Zac
"Actually, I had to beat the crap out of Ike the other day."-Zac
"I bit my finger and it came off!"-Zac
"There is a weird fact that if you dropped a penny off of the Empire
State Building in New York City, you'd kill someone. I feel really bad,
'cause I dropped a nickle off it once"-Taylor
"I don't usually have dreams. I'm too busy sleeping to dream."-Zac
"I don't tend to get girls as fans. I just get all the young guys and
weirdos."-Zac
"A tennis racket makes a great fake quitar"-Isaac
We're known as Isaac, Taylor, and Zac, not Posh, Spicey, buttery, and
rare or whoever they are." ( About the Spice Girls)-Taylor