| he broke my heart; i f**ked up his sperm count! |
| friends don't let friends drive drunk, and take home ugly men |
| listen closley to your enemies, they'll tell you your faults |
| don't playa hate: participate, appreciate, and congratulate |
| if u hate me, bitch i love you too it ain't my fault i'm cuter than you! |
| if all my girls jumped off a cliff, i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to catch them |
| never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups! |
| you may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyez, you may kill me with your hate, but still like air i'll rise |
| i had a dream that i still loved you, I WOKE UP SCREAMIN! |
| to catch me, ya gotta be fast, to find me, ya gotta be smart, but to be me, DAMN! you must be kiddin! |
| every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie! |
| this is one of the best pieces of advice i have ever heard: when u were born u were crying, and everyone around you was smiling llive ur life so that when you die, you are smiling, and everyone around you is crying |
| there are easier things in life than finding a good man. nailing jello to a tree for instance |
| what is love and what does it define, who's to say and who's to draw the line, and w/i this world and all its fuss, who's to say if it is love or just a simple crush |
| mystify people with your intelligence, and if ya can't do that, mystify em with ur bullshit |
| to say that u can love one person all ur life is like sayin one candle will burn as long as u live |
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