Past Masters - the Archives

Week 19 - week ending 2 August 1998

This week's winning caption comes from TreeH. Ouch! (Don't run away Geofry - it's just a joke.)

"Now Geofry, just be still! It's not like you're the FIRST boyfriend I've circumcised."

Other Entries

Pelham123 - "I wonder how this home haircut kit works exactly."

brm4 - "After several weeks of slowly raising her threshold of pain, Jennifer is ready to address the unsightly webbing between her 3rd and 4th toe."

jaypoc - "LOOK OUT JENNI! The server's gonna crash!"

PK - "This is fighter two six four. I'm going down. Mayday! Mayday! AAAAHHHHH!!!" [Crash]

adam - "Die! Die!"

David P. -

Jenni prepares audition piece for new play - "Life and Times of Mrs. Bobbit."

Jenni carefully cuts President Clinton's DNA from her clothes.

Rob E. - "Okay everybody, lets see if this the new OdourCam works."

Lino -

"Who would have thought midget hairdressing could be SO much fun!"

"Damn, I've got to remember to cut my toenails more often..."

"Cut the blue wire, I must cut the blue wire...."

iluvjenni -

"That's it Geofry, I'm cutting it of!. How many times have I told you... NO ANACAM!"

"Ok, Take out his spareribs for $100. Oh you'll never do that!"

"Stupid hairball! Stupid empty tissuebox!"

"Come on Geofry hold still. I wanna beat that Florida company at doing the first ever live sex change on the Internet."

Pastor Craig - "I am NOT running around with the scissors pointed UP!!"

Admiral Cyclops - "[evil laugh] now Geof won't refuse me of anything"

DrPatMan - Although the long hair and trim figure has some people confused....Jenni confirms once and for all that she is not Paula Cole.

tazy - "Hmmm, a little nip here, a tuck there. That should do it! NOW the server should work better!"