Past Masters - the Archives

Week 24 - week ending 6 September 1998

However, for showing considerable ingenuity, I have to give this weeks prize to Lino.

This weeks picture was submitted by the snap-happy Pelham123.

"Phew! I didn't know these inflatable cats took so long to inflate....."

Other Entries

DarcyB - "Ok time for your daily vegan check, Hmmm nope no meat products here."

Billy C - "Here you go. You asked to see my pussy!!!"

DrPatMan - "Look Ma...no more tuna breath...see?"

John W. -

"Oh my God, Pistachio, the things you can do with your tongue!"

Pistachio to Jennifer- "I won't tell Geoffrey if you won't!"

Spike - "Where did you put that tuna sandwich? I can smell it!"

Whippet63 - "You know Jennifer, from this angle I can see right up your nose."

Bouncer -

"Does kissing a pussy make me a Lesbian?"

"OK, just a little one, but NO tongue!"

"Cat's got your tongue, literally."

Geoffrey F. - "Yes, master...I understand...go to pet store...buy mice...put in blender...pour into dish...I will obey."

Ross G. - "Yeah, I know you're a vegan. Riiiiiight. I SAW you eating that tuna fish sandwich on JenniCAM, mom, and now you've got tuna breath! Hand some over!"

UCBLGiants - "Jenn, I'll let you keep the lights on..."

Lino -

"Geofry, are you sure there's nothing on my chin?"

"This new saxophone cover I've got is just great......"

Tom D. - 'Vegan my ass, I smell Tuna fish!'

David P. -

Doctor Kitty carefully removes the wart from Jenni's chin.

Jenni's cat searches in vain for the hair on her chinny chin chin.

Jenni frets that make-up will no longer hide the large hairy wart on her chin.

tazy - "Awwww, come on Jennifer, pucker up! Just one little kiss?"