Past Masters - the Archives

Week 27 - week ending 28 September 1998

This weeks picture comes from my own personal collection of snaps.

"Just sit still, Ma...I'll wescue you from that wrascally crwitter with 3 heads crwaling up your chair leg!"

Other Entries

Richard - Tech Support - "No really, I talked to the vet, he said it's a tiny tiny incision!"

Steve B. - Jen explains to Macadamia exactly what the problem was with her previous boyfriends...

Jaypoc - "Hey Kitty! I'm going to squish your head! SQUISH! SQUISH!"

Timeline -

"It doesn't look like tuna, but it certainly smells good!"

"Look cat, you can think it, but don't even try it!"

Jesore -

Hmmmmm... (thinking)
... your mouth can open this wide ...
... absolute maximum ...
... ok, I forgot to feed you today ...
... but you CAN'T have swallowed my mouse in one piece !!!

(The reason why she stays so calm about this shocking discovery is that it was her computer mouse)

Lance M. - With the cat becoming increasingly more suspicious and less trusting, Jenni knew she not only needed to get the catnip ball out of her mouth, but she needed a damend good explanation of just why exactly it was so damp. Above all, she knew cats have limits and that she had severly crossed the line this time.

Don S. - "Geoffry claims to be 6 inches. I know better."

tazy -

Has anybody seen my mouse?...
Just a small sort of mouse, a dear little brown one,
He came from the country, he wasn't a town one,
So he'll feel all alone in a DC Street;
Why, what could he possibly find to eat?

(with apologies to A.A. Milne...)