The JenniCam Caption Competition

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Week 35 - week ending 23 November 1998

There certainly are lots of things you can do with an empty Diet Pepsi can - just ask Geofry...
And there are lots of captions that were submitted making it difficult to pick. We almost had out first "hat-trick" (cricketting term for three in a row) from Steve W., but for sheer wicked inventiveness, this weeks prize has to go to Lino!

Oh, and by the way, there might be a very special prize in the offering for a HUGE end of 1998 special competition - stay tuned!

This weeks picture was sent in by shwim.

"Dick caught in fly.... must bite down on something to dull pain......"

Other Entries
Steve W. -
"Geofry's party piece was always impressive, but he still refuses to reveal how the can got in there in the first place"
"When Geofry agreed to go on a diet, he didn't know he'd have to report back everything he ate or drank"
"Geofry was proud to perform the first live demonstration of Pepsi's new inflatable can" ... the Jennican?

Dakota - " dog without a bone ... I sure miss playing with my master!"
DrPatMan - "Nah...diet's not as good as regular"
Darcy B. - Geofry contemplates starting his own usenetgroup alt.rec.diet.pepsi.die.die.die
Pelham123 -
"Wait, you aren't supossed to eat it, you are supposed to drink the contents!"
Geoff finds that Diet Pepsi isn't as satisfying as he first thought
"There has to be an easier way to crush cans for recycling!"

DorothyAnn - "Geofrey fails at his first attempt as a St. Bernard"
Lino -
"Jen's visit to the dentist inspires Geofry too see his Uncle Frank, a retired dentist.... Little did Geofry know Uncle Frank was struck off for using magnetic braces"
"You know, when my nutrionist said I needed more iron in my diet..... I'm sure they didn't mean this....."
"Novelty beard painting experiments fail yet again"
"I'm sure theres some left in the can, if I can just bite through this damned metal........"

tazy - "While Jennifer is away, Geofry experiments with careful product placement in an attempt to generate sponsors"

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