Past Masters - the Archives

Week 37 - week ending 7 December 1998

This weeks picture was snapped by yours truly.

"OK, just one more stitch and my new Turbo MouseFinger implant will be installed."

Other Entries

Steve W. -

Jenni tries to remember the procedure... "So I hold his penis in my right hand, and then I slide..."

"Excited about her upcoming Gingivectomy, Jenni practices with imaginary floss"

"Jenni sits with her eyes shut, and holds her hands in an amusing way"

"Conducting an orchestra via webcam seemed like a good idea at the time, but the two minute updates proved inhibitive for practical purposes"

AlphaWeb -

Jenni uses her ESP to snap one of her own hairs...

Jenni attemps to play "Row Row Row Your Boat" on a strand of human hair...

"Hmmmm, I wonder if eating all this hummus has made my hair any redder..."

Here we see Jenni trying to write her Dream Log as it's happening...

Steven H. - "Ahhhhhh.......fellatio!"

Scott - In a last ditch attempt at curing insomnia, Jenni sews her eyes shut.

Donald S. - "That must be Geoff's. My pubic hairs aren't that long."

tazy - "Jenni Hendrix plays her imaginary guitar."