Past Masters - the Archives

Week 47 - week ending 9 March 1999

This week has to go to Steve W. though. Ok, so I have a soft spot for things Trekkie. Plus it is kinda different from all the othe (more obvious) captions supplied. Well done, Steve.

This weeks picture was snapped by yours truely.

Years of watching Lieutenant Uhurha have clearly take their toll..."Hailing frequencies open Captain".

Other Entries

Bassbrand - "Damn, Computer pixies! Stop talking to me. I know you're not real."

Michael L. -

Jenni's android helper changes her modulation so as not to disrupt the cordless phone.

Idle Jenni amuses herself by pulling quarters out of her ear.

Jenni gives herself two snaps up.

Steve W. -

"Jennifer refuses to look down at the instructions to her 'Do It Yourself Lobotomy kit'."

"By turning a discreet control, hidden carefully behind her right ear lobe, Jennifer has complete command over two yellow spheres balanced delicately on her forehead".

"If you think what she's doing with her right hand is odd, you should see what's happening with her left..."

DrPatMan - "Thank you Thing...."

NamDekanAd - "Awright...where the heck did that quarter go ????"

Scott S. -

"Hmmm, now I know I left that piece of gum somewhere."

In a quest to keep forging ahead on the Internet (and because she habitually listens to loud music), Jennifer tests her latest creation. The JenniChord home hearing test web page.

meathead - "What's this behind my ear....hmmmm, it must be a little hair gel I guess..."

phlyboy - "brkpth...incoming message from the BIG GIANT HEAD...!"

Andrew P. - Jenni discovers a place for her gum.

Sean S. - In a never-ending attempt to finance the JenniCam, Jenni finally resorts to a trick her father taught her: '...pull a quarter from your ear'.

tazy - "Hmmm, So, if I twiddle my right ear, I can make the screen scroll down... Very odd!!!"