Past Masters - the Archives

Week 5 - week ending 26 April 1998

This weeks winning entry comes from DrPatMan. I kinda like his Far Side type humour! - Kinda quirky and, I think, very thought provoking. But then, I also have a *strange* sense of humour too! Quite appropriate for such a strange picture! (I wonder if Jennifer would like to tell us exactly what WAS going on here?)

"Never knowing the fame of fellow Siamese twins Chang & Eng....Lloyd and Floyd lived in relative isolation; and enjoyed "Dr. Who" marathons, good Cuban cigars, and scaring the crap out of Chinese food delivery guys"

Other Entries

Howard - "Oh God, Goefry! Do we have to watch The Fly *AGAIN*?"

billy -

"Maybe if I wear this ninja turtle mask, I won't scare the Domino's guy away again"

"Hey Jeff, where's my straw? I feel like another milkshake"

"Uh-oh, better hide...that HO-CAM guy is trying to cap another screen shot of me picking my nose"

"No. I am not Jenni. I am Ana with a skin condition"

"I am NOT removing this mask until the cold-sore is completely gone!"

wildcanuck - "I don't care what Jenni says, I'm not getting up from here without this sheet"

BLongg - "You know - if I look real hard I can see them!"

GMccoy7855 - "My God! What was in that Clam Dip????"

Geoffrey (but not THE Geofry) -

"What can I say, every once in a while I just need a change from all that black leather."

"Forget JenniShow #6, this is how I usually look when I go out."

"What could The Bishops possibly find wrong with this?"

tazy - "Geofry! Are you sure this is the right VR headset?"