Past Masters - the Archives

Week 50 - week ending 30 March 1999

This weeks picture was snaped by yours truly.

"These 'touch-screens' are so uncomfortable to type on."

Other Entries

Mark G. - "If I can get this arm to bend just a little more, maybe I can make some extra money a side show act at the circus."

Steve W. -

"A disco dancin' diva for sure..."

"Jennifer is becoming a big star amongst the online Kart racing community"

Jennifer takes Leeza by the neck and says "If you *EVER* treat me like that again, god help me I'll..."

brm4 - While experiencing Technical Difficulties, Jennifer, in a wanton act of defiance, adjusts her set.

moff - "I know my Norplant is supposed to be here somewhere."

Roger Roger -

"Gee, the right one IS longer then the left one."

"Hummm, what did I do with my fingers?"

"Plastic Man, eat your heart out!"

"This 'reach out and touch someone' just isn't working."

"Video dating is not what it's cracked up to be."

"I wave my magic fingers, and Poof!, the web page appears!"

Richard M. -

"The guy that sold me this monitor told me I could shut these guys up by putting my hand over there mouth."

Jenni finds that voice E-mail just makes the loud and obnoxious ones even more loud and obnoxious.

Spud Zepplin - "Shocking her fans worldwide, Jenni revealed during Wednesday's interview with CNN that she was actually the illegitimate daughter of Reed Richards, aka Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four."

Bryan D. -

"Jenni, having misplaced her bionic arm, puts on her bionic leg in order to type"

"YOGA, yo yo yo yo YOGA, Y-O-G-A YOGA"

"Jenni accedentally finds a new virus that sucks that user into the monitor"

Carl A. - "Eeney Meaney Chilli Beaney."

Howard L. -

Hmm ... maybe learning yoga stretches from a website wasn't such a great idea after all ..."

"Wait, did he say 'hyperextension' or 'hypertext engine'?"

tazy - "Go! Go! Gadget Arms...!"