Past Masters - the Archives

Week 52 - week ending 20 April 1999

For sheer peotic effort, surely this weeks winner has to be Roger Roger. Thanks for all the others - have a go at this weeks one now...

This weeks picture was found on Jennifers own Gallery.

There once was a lady from Norway...
who hung by her heels in the doorway.
She said to her man,
"Get off the divan!
I think I've discovered one more way"

Other Entries

Brian D. -

"The man on the couch can't help but remember the joke about the blonde getting flowers..."

"It's 1:56AM. Do you know what your daughter is doing?"

Mark G. - "I didn't know standing on your head helped you lose weigh. Hey !! I think they're trying to get my blouse to fall down!!!!!

Roger Roger -

"No, nothing's wrong. Why do you ask?"

"Hey, I'm sorry that you've never done it this way before, but get over here, NOW!"

"Doing? Just hanging around."

"And in advanced yoga, I swallow my own feet!"

"What a rush!"

Rather than turn the Livingroomcam right-side-up, Jenni makes a minor adjustment.

"No, I'm not ticklish. Get away from me!"

"No, I didn't, that's the sound of my breathing through my nose!"

"Are you sure this is the recommended way to deal with diarrhea?"

"Oooooommmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Cuddles - "Some folks just expect Jenni to stand on her head for them"...

Steve W. -

"No Jenni, it STILL doesn't look big"

"When the doc said try sleeping in a different position to cure your insomnia, I don't think this is quite what he meant."

"Hmmmmn, kinky."

"B*****d cats. I'm here straight jacketed, bound, gagged, and hung by my feet from the ceiling, and they run away from the burglar, while he watches TV on my couch! Is this their revenge for years of vegan cat food?"

"Look, I told you, if I stick my tongue out, I can reach them."

moff - "The guy wonders to himself that yes, some people do start to take on their pets quirks."

Bryan H. - " After feeling better from the afternoon's refreshments, Jenni tries to take the Nestea Plunge."

agbert - Bob's thinking, "Gee, how does she do that? I couldn't do that on a good day!" Jenni's thinking, "I hope he isn't staring at my butt!?"

tazy - "That's it Jennifer! Hold it right there! Ah, perfect tv reception now *grin*".