Past Masters - the Archives

Week 53 - week ending 4 May 1999

Ok, so I'm slack keeping up - at least I DO eventually judge a weeks entries. There were a few good ones this week, but Bryan D. gave what I thought was the wackiest caption. Bryan H. was a close second with his horror story.

This weeks picture was snapped by yours truely.

"Ok I saw this on tv once. Suck my head in this way and it pops out the other way and off I go..."

Other Entries

Steve W. -

"New guy? Yes he's... ummmpphhh... he's uh, here in the room with me now..."

"I really must get some sleep soon - I'm currently hallucinating a headless cat"

"... what the cam viewers don't know is that, that's not my leg..."

Bryan H. -

unbeknownst of the horror to befall her, Jenni continued to chat on the phone while the headless cat slowly approached.

"Wow, this was like straight out of 'The Truth about Cats and Dogs' right?"

"5,6,7...... hey you were right: counting the cracks on the ceiling is fun!"

keen - "My brain cavity is filled, mostly with water."

Anthony B. -

"Yes, 911? I've fallen, and I can't get up!!!"

"This was the funniest part! The APL guy on the phone tried to tell me I couldn't use the neighbor's dog as a part of my lamp!"

Bryan D. -

"I guess Jen doesn't like my blimp imitation."

"*giggle* Hello 911? *heheh* Yeah I've got a problem. *snicker* It's my cat! *HAAHAHAHAHAHAAH*"

"Who needs cat-dog, I've got cat-turtle!"

Carl A. - "I really Love my comforter..I mean I really Love it!!!"

moff - "I've finally figured out how to stop that darn cat from bothering me while I'm on the phone."

tazy - Muffled voice from within the tissuebox: "Jennifer!, Jennifer!, get off that phone and help me out of this box!".