Past Masters - the Archives

Week 55 - week ending 8 June 1999

Well, what an interesting lot of captions to this one - you guys really are good! (I mean it). It made it very diffucult to select a winner.

However, after due consideration, I have decided to award this one to Bryan H. for such a "hard hitting" (pardon the pun) caption!

This weeks picture was sent in by moff.

"Enough of this pacifistic Yoga stuff, I'm going to break my coffee table with my head!"

Other Entries

AhrT - After a severe knock on the head, Jenni thinks that her TV is royalty and not being one to be rude, humbles herself in Her Majesty's presence.

Carl A. - "Wow!! These Richard Simmons workouts have gotten formal."

Resop -

"I hear, I obey. I hear, I obey."

Little did the door to door saleman realize, but he had stumbled onto the home of a high priestess of the All Seeing Eye Cult and her flaming red hair, graceful posture and repetitive chants were soon to lure him into this dangerous organization.

moff -

While studying her 'Teach yourself Swan Lake in 21 Days' video, Jennifer wonders if perhaps the makers meant for a little more room then her lounge.

While removing yet another wedgie, Jennifer once again vows to never buy cheap underwear.

Bryan H. -

"Yeah, you big shots, think you're so cool sending me tons of email trying to flood my server. Well you can just smooch my firm, pearly white......."

At this point in time, all those fetishists interested in upskirt pics have simultaneously hit their heads on their desks trying to sneak a peek at Jenni.

LaZBones - "I just flew in from Europe and boy are my arms tired!"

Andy M. -

The dangers of waking up before ten.

"All hail the mighty coffee table!"

tazy - "Since I'm off to Europe, I just might run into Royalty. Better practice my curtsys."