Past Masters - the Archives

Week 58 - week ending 20 July 1999

Sometimes ya just gotta stop and think "Where the hell did that guy get such a weird caption from! I mean, what sort of sick weird twisted sense of humour finds THAT funny?" Such was my first reaction to the caption submitted by Al Al Cool J.

Then I had a closer look at the pic. And saw the camera on the shelf!

Then it all made sense!

Such powers of observation. To pick the subtle element in the image and turn it into a down-right inventingly-warped caption. Well done, Al.

This weeks picture was found in Jennifers own Gallery.

Hiding behind the bookcase, the Invisible Man is foiled trying to snap a candid photo of Jennifer to add to his collection when she suddenly bends over to read a warning label on her vacuum cleaner.

Other Entries

Carl A. - "Damn!! These new-fangled vibrators....".

LaZBones - Too late Jennifer notices the warning label:
"WARNING: Do not use the Vacc-o-Matic to remove navel lint! Apparatus may become lodged in belly button!"

Al Al Cool J -

Feeling like she might throw up from the nausea, Jennifer has her handy Wet Vac at the ready.

She didn't know how on earth the buffalo had got into her in apartment or where it had came from, but this was cleaning day dammit, and if a head-butting duel was the only way to get rid of it, then so be it!

billy_goat - "Suzanne Somers makes this Thigh-Master look so darn easy!!"

David P. - "OK Geoffrey, I have dropped the mouse down the tube. Now what?!?"

Richard M. - Jenni is caught on cam reloading her AK-47 waiting for the presidential motorcade to go by.

Bryan D. - "Ok, must I really say what's on my mind? I mean, come on, really, just look at the picture. I think everyone knows what I'm thinking. Come on, look hard, it's obvious."

Rhino - "This new groinal attachment for my vacuum certainly works! We-e-e-e-e-llllllllllll hahahahahahahah! wheeeeeeeee!"

tazy - Leaning over just a bit too far, Jennifer has to struggle hard to stop herself being sucked up by her new "SuperSucker" vacuum cleaner.