Past Masters - the Archives

Week 61 - week ending 31 August 1999

Hmmm - tough one! So many entries! Must be something to do with the range of possibilities for this one.

I have taken considerable time to sort this one out - it came down to the wire for a couple of very inventive responses, each worthy for different reasons.

In the end I gave the win to Joe J. for his wacky comment - remember I like Far Side type ones - and because it skillfully tied in the message Jennifer had on at the time.

This weeks picture was found in Jennifers own Gallery (and gratefully brought to my attention by Anomaly).

Realizing that she had also forgotten to pick Richard up a present, Jenni, Skittle and Hazelnut perform the difficult but always stunning "watch me pull a ferret out of my cat" trick.

Other Entries

Anomaly -

"I don't care what you say mama, these things sure look and smell a lot like mice."

"You wanna see the ferret...you wanna see the ferret...I got ya stinkin ferret right here!"

AhrT -

"Ok, now look you guys, no-one told me this would happen if I put super glue on Skittle's butt"

"Sleep walking ferret. Who woulda thunk it"

"The curse of the ferret mummy"

"I sneezed and when I opened my eyes THIS was splattered on the monitor"

Carl A. - "OK, take the sillie cat and I'll throw in this giant mouse!!!"

Joe J. -

JenniCam: More fun than a hanging ferret.

"Okay everyone: cat hypnosis!"

Bryan D. -

"Hey, I'm flying!" (hint... think Titanic)

"You're right Jenni, its butt does stink"

"I'm sailing away...."

"Come on, I want in the picture too. Maybe I can just get my head in."

Jenni proves to the world that she HAS trained her new pet to immitate the Fonz's 'aaaaaeeeeeeeeeee' thing.

Steven McC. - "..and this is what happens if you don't clean your mouse!"

Rob T. - "Yes, Even Jenni was shocked at the size of this hairball."

Ted - "I have GOT to clean the apartment more often."

Missy Bates - The Cat is thinking "Thats the ugliest scrawniest cat Ive ever seen in my life!!!".

SurfDogII -

"OK, Hazel, you tell me if you smell something funny..."

"Open Wide, Hazel. I have a wonderful treat for you..."

As the ferret is lowered into the awaiting jaws of death, he realizes that urinating on Jenni's seat was not such a good idea...

"Ummm, pardon me, but I asked for a parrot!! A PARROT!!!"

brm4 - "Mmmmm. Sausage."

Daryl C. - "Paging Richard Gere, Paging Richard Gere....we have something of yours in the customer service area...."

Mike - "No more playing with Pepe for you!"

tazy - "Smile! Come on, Skittle, smile for the camera!"