Past Masters - the Archives

Week 62 - week ending 14 September 1999

Amazing what a little link from a "Certain Well Known Website" will do for traffic... and caption entries. So, I gotta start this week with a VERY BIG THANK YOU! to Jennifer.

As you can see it has brought in a heap of new players with loads of new captions. However, after due deliberation, etc., etc., I hereby award this weeks win to PerfGeek for a truely geeky caption.

Welcome to all the other first time entrants - keep 'em coming. And you old-timers, too.

This weeks picture was found in Jennifers own Gallery.

Jenni, having just completed 20 hours of surfing the Shirely McLean fan site, is finally able to channel her past life as Ayla, Queen of the CaveCams.

Other Entries

Pilot -

"I know what you're thinking. Did the camera take two shots or only one? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a webcam, the most powerful gadget in the internet, and would blow your head clean on the net, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

"I'll show them, they come in peace, pff"

"Don't even think about changing the channel"

"Take this Mona Lisa, I bet you can't look so mysterious as I do now"

Carl A. - Our Princess Jennifer sits on a Pea....a very large Pea.

brm4 - "Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME?!"

Whippet63 - "Look asshole, you're really starting to piss me off !!!"

Ken M. - "Grunt grunt, me AM genius!"

PerfGeek - "I'll show those Leeza pukes, see if they bushwack me again."

Sordid 1 - "The hip bone connecta to the thigh bone.... the tongue bone connecta to the cheek bone..."

vanderlay - "Can't ... get ... tongue ... unstuck ... from ... roof ... of ... mouth. No more ... peanut butter ... EVER!"

Paul McG. - "This is the last time I wear that leather thong for him..... The LAST!!!

Marnie - "I knew I shouldn't have put a cam at Geofrey's place....that had BETTER be the Nintendo you are playing with..."

freddddddddd (yes, that his "real" name) - "I wish I could get this piece of corn out from my tooth"

Mel F. - "Go ahead. POST naked pictures of me to your web page. (sigh)."

Jonathon L. - "I wish this guy on IRC would shut up. He doesn't know me or that I'm here reading this."

tazy - "You want me to do WHAT in a pose???"