Past Masters - the Archives

Week 63 - week ending 28 September 1999

Seems many are now finding the site and deciding to send in entries (links are such wonderful things aren't they!) After we get through the obvious ones about looking over shoulders etc., and the DeNiro quotes, there were quite a few very inventive ones. All of which makes my job just that bit harder.

However, in the end I liked the one from Michael L. - and, well, Mr Letterman did offer to come around and "visit" Jennifer - so.... Anyway, its gratifying to see all the interest being shown in my little competition now. *Grin*

This weeks picture was found in Jennifers own Gallery.

"You were expecting David Letterman?"

Other Entries

Louis C. - "Excuse me, does anybody know how to spell HTML???"

Paul McG. - "Do I LOOK like I wanna make hot monkey love right now, Bonehead????"

Sherry O. - "Jesus Christ, how long has that freakin' camera been up there?! Now i understand all the weird e-mail i've been getting all this time..."

Steve P. - "My God, could that be a...a...camera? Looking at ME???"

Jensenblu - "...Dear Mr. Doe, In response to your e-mail, I have one for you L-a-w-s-u-i-t...." and looking into the camera, "I'm sending you your $15 back!!!!"

Carl A. - Ok, now do I get the Temp Job?????

Matt - "What are you LOOKING at? I TOLD you this was a PRIVATE e-mail!!!!!!!!!!"

ArhT -

*click* "Did that hole in the wall just take a picture?" *click*

"Which one of you bastards put Super Glue on my keyboard?"

"Cam? JenniCAM? People watching my life through a website? There's one where? OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT !!" The government's 'human in a fish bowl' experiment is revealed to it's unwitting participant.

Jenni is not impressed at Geof's chest cam implant surgery.

McGrafton -

Now that the ferrets have had their bottle (milk?), Jenni can start answering those Emails...

FINALLY having put Geof down for his afternoon nap, Jenni gets to work.

Sordid-1 - I'm a little slow typing 'cause I have daily sex. I mean dyslexia.

Prefect - "Since, my little IRC GEEK, you can't seem to read the screen, try to read my fingers, I said F$%* OFF."

Wordman - "It wasn't me. Dolly did it!"

Pilot - "Look Ma, with two hands"

Marc M. - "d'ya ever get the feelin' you wus bein' watched?"

John K. - While typing an entry in her journal, Jennifer gets the strange sensation that she is being watched.

Wilfroy - I must be getting paranoid; it feels like someone is looking over my shoulder....

John C. - I know your out there, I know you want me, Dream On!

Mark L. - "Bloody long fingure nails, stuck in the keyboard again!"

Mike - " Ok. Ok! I promise I'll have the new gallery up soon! Now leave me alone!"

Jenny S. - "...Sometimes it feels like somebody's watching me..."

Greg L. - "O.K. O.K. Who's the wiseguy that put Superglue on my key's?"

Jason -

"Let's play Global Thermonuclear War huh?...How about I kick your ass !!"

"Bet you didn't know this was a two way deal....Hey!..stop that!"

Whippet63 - "I will not, I repeat will not do the Macerena for you."

Roger J. - " Geof ? ........ Darling ........light of my life .....when you hear me in here....typing.......laughing ..... whatever the F*%# you here me doing ...it means I'm working! Got it !!!!"

Captain Cavity - "Wait a minute - that's not MY camera - where the #$%& did THAT camera come from?"

Matt M. - "I always have this CREEPY feeling that I'm being watched. do you ever get that?"

Menno - "Oh...my...God... I never should have installed this two way camera. Some of these guys really are UGLY..."

Matthew K. - "If you think I'm getting naked any time soon just forget it, I've got a lot of work to do!"

James M. -

"Don't you just hate it when a million people look over your shoulder when you're typing."

"After all these years, I still haven't worked out what that little thing is, but I can't help thinking its watching me."

Patrick C. - "What ..... what are you looking at me for? I'm being good ... well sorta."

Jonathon - "All right you caught me, I'm on Ice Cream IRC."

Denise - "See, I really can do something with my hair!"

Michael L. -

"Damn camera. I suppose this puts an end to my claim of carpal tunnel syndrome with the Workers Compensation board."

"Geoffry, if you pull my pony tail one more time, I'm gonna pull something of yours."

Dbobb811 - "Oh my gosh, Theres that camera again!"

Dave B. - "You lookin' at me?... Are YOU lookin' at ME?" (ala Taxi Driver)

Frank -

"So I can't type worth a damn, so what? I'm rich and beautiful. Now wipe that smile off of your face before I have to smack it off!"

"How did you think I typed--with my nipples?"

"What are YOU looking at? Never saw a woman type before?"

"Um no, actually, I don't really type, I'm just keeping the keyboard warm for Geof. Yeah, keeping it warm. That's the ticket."

FlipItChic - "THAT"S what you're wearring to dinner tonight? I don't think those earmuffs go with that hula skirt, Geofrey."

Bryan D. - "Who can it be now?"

Green Mtn. Boy - "Keep peekin' over my shoulder and you're gonna get a knuckle sandwich!"

Steve L. - "I don't like people reading over my shoulder."

Keith J. - "dammit... I'm sure someone is watching me!..."

gsi21916 -

"Don't you dare touch my water."

"Look Mom. I'm typing without looking at the screen."

"Hey, what are you looking at?"

"All right, who moved the camera?"

"Just 30 more hours and I will be finished on the computer."

"Only my hands should know what the password is on my computer."

"Where I stop is where I go."

"Wow!, I didn't know my camera can move."

"Kitty, put the camera down."

Jeff B. -

Suddenly remembering that she is on the web, Jenni stops her first letter to Penthouse forum and looks to see if anyone has noticed yet...

After realizing that she cannot straighten her head out, Jenni make a note to self, "Buy new mattress for Geofrey's place...."

Billygoat - "Look into my eyes... You're getting sleeeepy... You will join my site... You will send me fifteen dollars......"

Radar Rider - Jenni Does DeNiro: "You lookin' at me? You lookin' at ME? Dere's nobody else here, you MUST be lookin' at me..."

tazy - Jennifers Touch Typing Tutorial begins: "Now everybody, watch closely...practice this keying sequence: J E N N I C A M..."