Past Masters - the Archives

Week 66 - week ending 9 November 1999

What is it with you people? All the lines about heads and bodies being separated! Fair put me off my Weeties, it did! (*grin*)

I kinda liked the "submarine" one that Donald S. sent in (it helps to understand that one if you have seen 101 Dalmations.) But, I have to give this week to taokitten for getting all aspects of the pic and cam caption involved with the entry. Well done!

This weeks picture was found on Paul Browns site

"Of course the doctor didn't even consider the fact that I have a large blue pillow growing out of my neck. Couldn't that lead to breathing difficulty?"

Other Entries

Rob nowhere - "Jenni just gave in and decided to 'quit while she is a head'"

clear - "Hey, wait a minute...Scooby and Shaggy are totally STONED!"

Dave G. - Feeling very sick, Jenni just found out where they're going to take her temperature.

Peter M. - "Oh My God his hands are like ice!"

billy_goat -

"Bring me the head of Jennifer Ringley!!"

The year is 2247... Jenni's preserved head escapes from the formaldehyde jar to start the all new Jenni's-headCAM.

After the accident, Jenni, with her severed head hooked to life support, eagerly awaits for a body donor...

Shannon - "Everforgetful Jenni once again leaves the house without her head..."

Louis C. - [singing] "Ayyyy ain't got no boodyyy!"

Menno -

"Fame! rerun marathon... Only 23 more episodes to go..."

"Hmmm... Nah... I think this is overdoing it just a little... Better stick to cleenex to enlarge my boobs..."

"I wonder. Would anyone notice I have replaced my shoulderfillings with new ones?"

Rebirthing tape: "...Back to the moment you came out of the womb and the nurse put you down on your moms breasts; what was your first impression here?"
Jen: "Agugedaduh..."

Taylor B. -

"So this is how cats have sex."

"I have not had sleep for 3 days."

"I am going for a record for the longest time of being awake."

"Boy is Titanic a long movie."

"I thought they said The Blair Witch Project was a scary movie."

"Surfing the web in bed is better than having breakfast in bed."

"I am practicing sleeping with my eyes open, which is apart of my new diet."

"There is alot of weird shows that come on at night."

"Thanks to Asthmatic bronchitis, I can read emails all night long"

"Did somebody say sleep? Who needs it?"

"I want to stay up and watch the tofu marathon."

"I just love this new webcam channel. It gives me some ideas about what I can improve around here. Decorations!!"

"I love playing the bagpipes. I can do this all night long."

Bob S. - "Even during sleep, Jenni dreams of writing web pages!"

Donald S. -

"Doctor or no doctor, I still don't think that an enema is a cure for Asthmatic Bronchitis!"

"Hold her at 500 feet chief! Use the bow tubes! Fire one! Fire two! Take her down emergency!"

"I'll be darned, you can make music by squeezing your cheeks together."

Carl A. - Jennifer Ringley: Portrait of a Woman Addicted to Nick at Nite.

DBobb811 - "There they are again! If I just lie here and stay still maybe they will go away. That camera is really getting on my nerves!"

David P. - With courage and faith in the radical new technology, Jenni anxiously awaits the donor body.

Jacob F. - After 70 years of Jenni cam, all that remains is a head hooked up to multiple life sustaining gadgets, yet the late night surfer still comes to see if she is making faces for the web cam.

grnbrg - Jennifer relaxes after her visit to the Tower of London.

jensenblu - Like Marie Antoinette, Jennifer awaits her execution...

tazy - Although it completely wore her out, Jennifers rendition of "Scotland The Brave" was well received by her audience.