Past Masters - the Archives

Week 7 - week ending 10 May 1998

But you all obviously had a great time with this one - and made my job just that bit harder. However, this week's winning entry comes from John W. Told you my sense of humor was a bit weird! I just love some of those off-beat obscure, yet so apt, ideas you guys come up with.

And thanks to the people who have sent in possible competition pictures. Keep watchin'!

Geoffrey is subjected to a brutal attack by Thing after
spending all night watching Addams' Family reruns!

Other Entries

Billigan - "Dammit, Jennifer! I thought you switched it to LivingroomCam before we made love!""

DrPatMan - "Be one with the camera...ommmmm.....be one with the camera.....ommmmmm"

Edgy - Carnac The Great Ponders: "What do you discover while cruising the 'Net' after girlfriend has gone to sleep?" Hmmmm....The answer is "Jenny's Old Archives"!!!

Richard - "I told Jenni not to give her mom a cam for Christmas!"

Paul - "Maybe if I concentrate hard enough that damn camera will just go away."

Geoffry F. - "Damn! I know I didn't have a beard yesterday, and my hair's darker too. There must be some side effects to this vegan diet that no one mentioned to me."

Anonymous - "What? Woman! I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago!"

Joseph K - "Yes Mom, I knew what I was getting into when I moved in. No Mom, I didn't know someone would e-mail you a picture or my birthmark........."

Jamie -

"I mixed the colors with the whites, Jen's gonna string me up for sure this time!"

"I am getting sleepy...SLEEPY...when I remove my hand from my forehead I will be a chicken...A SUPER CHICKEN WITH AMAZING CLUCKING POWERS!"

"Man...I should have known EPHEMERAL is a 9 letter word for TRANSITORY... Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

Scott Z - "Last time I play truth or dare on the Internet."

tazy - "*sigh* Oh no. Not again, Jennifer!"