Past Masters - the Archives

Week 70 - week ending 4 January 2000

What do plumbing and religion have in common? Well, not much, until you see this weeks entries.

Perfgeek seemed to have the best of those that chose to mix these themes. And I bet you were all praying the towel would fall off...

Off to a very goos start for the New Year.

This weeks picture was sent in by Louis C.

Zen and the art of plumbing repair.

Other Entries

Kenneth - "...as we return to our show 'Urban Jungle', we can see a lone female in a remote airport restroom. She's wearing what appears to be some sort of ceremonial costume while hopping from foot to foot and clapping her hands...(gasp!)...I can't believe what I'm seeing! The rare and never before recorded HARI KRISHNA MATING DANCE!!!"

Generik -

There are very few people left who are pious enough to say grace before brushing their teeth...

"Telegram." "What?" "Candygram." "...Who's there?" "Handshark."

After the diving competition, we'll bring you exclusive coverage of the Women's Speed Leg Shaving, live from the JenniCam Olympics!

A true method actor, Jennifer gets herself into character for her part in the Sifl and Ollie remake of "Jaws."

"If you're naked and you know it, clap your hands! If you're naked and you show it, clap your hands!"

Praying to the "other" Porcelain God.

A devout Zen Buddhist, Jennifer always bows three times and asks a blessing before splashing water from the tap on her face.

Menno -

"Dear God, I know I have been not too positive towards you lately, with Geof leaving me and all, but please make the water nice and warm again..."

"...and she carefully put one hand under the waterflow to test if she, like her beloved cats, would dissolve..."

nashtbrutusandshort -

". . . and please keep my pores small and my legs free of stubble. Amen."

Leave it to the maverick Jennifer to do the first online, seminude Lady MacBeth audition.

Jennifer takes playing Pontius Pilate in the annual Christmas pageant VERY seriously.

Tony Y. -

'Jenni offers up yet another prayer to the tiny man named 'Glug' who lives in her drain...'

In what had become an expensive and disheartening endeavor, another failure for the Drain-CAM

jensenblu - Before heading out to the country-western bar, Jennifer does a quick run through of all the square dancing steps she knows. "Now clap your hands...and then slap your knee...."

Gregory P. - "Now Mr. Landlord, water should be in the sink, not the bedroom!"

Wayne S. - "Please come back Goober.... I'm sorry I sent you down there to clear the clogged drain!"

Cav - Jenni prays that her new "water jug spout cam" is working properly.

MMinlionic - Praying to the faucet god finally paid off and Jennifer is rewarded with water on tap.

Perfgeek -

"I'll save you Skittles!"

Jenni wished her ferrets could tell the difference between habitrail and drainpipes.

Caught in mid rinse, Jenni offers a prayer to the gods of hot water.

Bob S. - "Let's see, how do I get water out of this faucet? Oh yes, clap your hands three times!"

Louis C. - "After dropping her nipple ring down the drain, Jenny has no choice but to dive in after it"

Bryan D. - "Hair-check, makeup-check, nails-check....ok looks like i'm ready to go out!"

tazy - It wasn't so much the height of the dive that bothered Jennifer, more the tiny bucket of water she had to land in at the bottom.