Past Masters - the Archives

Week 73 - week ending 29 February 2000

Some of you came up with some very imaginative suggestions for captions. And at least one of you ( nashtbrutusandshort) ticked my sense of humour enough for me to pick them. *Grin* Maybe this is how Jennifer deals with the "old" cameras when they start to malfunction...

This weeks picture was found on Jennifer's Gallery.

Tiring of her fame, Jenni puts the webcam in the microwave and lets 'er rip.

Other Entries

Gregory P. - "Where is the cooking sherry? I need a belt before I start dinner!"

Thomas S. - "Oh my god! Is this a camera?"

maura -

"Through sheer force of will, I will bend that spoon! Or is it my mind that bends, and not the spoon? Is there a spoon at all?"

"Staring contests with cats are never a good idea."

Daniel W. - Jenni testing her newest camera, the "Cocroach Cam!"

Bryan D. - "Now you listen here, I GET ENOUGH ORANGE JUICE!"

Mark E. - Jenni, not falling for it again, steadfastly refuses to look for her bottle's mate.

Tony Y. - After years of living in D.C., Jenni gets her first glimpse of a native pest; the crack-roach.

Charles C. - "Now I put my contacts right beside my glasses, and now I can't see my glasses!!"

GoLeftRacing - "I have NEVER seen a cockroach that big before."

nashtbrutusandshort -

We join Jenni in the kitchen as she breaks out her cookbooks to find out which foods are good for fighting anemia.

Peckish and tiring of the still life, Jenni rapidly polished off the oranges, the pears, and the bunch of grapes, and soon all that was left was the lonely green apple.

DrPatMan - "Anyone else notice that the apple looks like a tiny little ass?"

S Davis - Jennifer is startled one morning to find the roaches have set up a picket line demanding a different type of "motel".

Taylor B. -

"Don't make me hit you with this bottle, now tell me were did you hide the Tofu!"

"What channel is "How to make a webcam better" on."

Jenni practices her new pose, which is called "Eye on newt." She could be there for a while.

"Please don't tell me that there is a big colorful bug on the wall behind me."

Jenni is moving the cam right now, but is secretly caught on cam while doing so.

"I must have fresh water. I must have fresh, clean water."

(Jenni looking in mirror) "This shirt makes me look thin."

"....." (Jenni is speechless)

What's wrong, cat got your tongue!

"The kitchen cam does not look good in the corner here, lets put it on the stove."

Tom S. -

"Wait a minute...that's not one of MY cams!"

Little did "members" know, but secretly Jenni sometimes gets to watch THEM have sex...

"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT...cucumber"

The practical joking came to a head with the old eyedrops/superglue switch...

KayeAnne15 -

"1. Hold glass upright under faucet head. 2. Turn on water. 3. Fill glass to top. 4. Turn off water. 5. Drink water. Important! Do not drink glass. 6. Repeat as desired."

"Trying to find a healthy new drink, Jenni selects a nice tall, cool glass of oxygen."

"Damn, I'm really getting too addicted to these soap operas."

"After accidentally shrinking Geoff down to 1CM tall, Jenni prepares his new terrarium."

"Mock me, will they? Just wait until they taste the wrath of my avacado and prune power-drink!"

"Jenni works hard to perfect her 'Carrie' face, for use the next time Geoff accidentally uses one of her imported bandaids."

"The Art of Zen Dishwashing"

Chris J. - "Come here little cockroach. If I have to be on camera all day long, so do you!"

tazy - "Eye of newt??? Since when does Apple Pie need eye of newt???"