Past Masters - the Archives

Week 76 - week ending 11 April 2000

The one that really made me laugh, but, was submitted by Michael K. Charming...

This weeks picture was submitted by several people, Jeremy Y. and Gregory P. included.

"Hello, I am calling about the fury snake charming kit I brought...........my snake is limp."

Other Entries

KayeAnne -

Jenni unwittingly finds herself sharing space with the Riddler's cat.

"No, really. It may look weird but this new cell phone antena works great!"

After installing the tail-laser, Jenni tests her new home cat security system.

Jenni begins to wonder if the cats have seen "Das Boot" one too many times.

Jenni calls PETA to tell them that she'd rather go naked than wear fur.

Pistachio: "Yeah baby, strut it, work that runway, Damn I'm hot! Who's the star of this cam now, baby?"

Pistachio makes a failed attempt to moon the JenniCam audience.

nashtbrutusandshort -

It began to dawn on Jenni that maybe, just maybe, going to the Ameritrade site and waiting to see where her cat sprayed might not be the foolproof stock-picking system she'd thought it was.

"Hey, Mom. Surf over to my site. It's on? Okay, check it out: I'm Elvis. 'Uhhuhhuh. Uhthankyaverymuch.' What? Oh, relax. He's dead. Get over it, already."

We've secretly replaced Jennifer's cat with a huge, furry octopus. Let's watch.

Rufus T. Firefly -

"Operator? I need the number for Really Big Animal Control, and HURRY!!!"

"Hello, is this the veteranarian's office? How do I stop a growing cat??"

"Hi Mom! The fur coat you sent for my pet snake fits perfectly!"

"Peee-yew! No more Taco Bell for *this* cat.."

"I don't think that sex-change operation went quite as well as I had hoped.."

Dangerous Dan -

"Miss Clairol complaints department, Well... I 'tipped' my hair, and the box was clearly marked 'HOT PINK' and this is definatly 'FELINE FUZZ'..."

Jenni, showing the best looking piece of tail on the net!

"Obviously, the CAT-BUTT Cam still needs to have some bugs worked out."

It's a long and sorted tail.

Mark E. - Tired of the demands of her on line life, Jenni becomes a Tibetan Monk.

Thomas S. - "Yay! It's fur day!"

Charles C. - "Now if they thought pink hair tips was different,wait till they see this."

BuckFifty - "o/~ I am siamese, if you please. *da dum dum dum* I am siames..." (other end of phone) "Huh? Hello? Um, I don't want to any CATS tickets?" "...e if you don't please. *da dum dum dum*"

Michael K. -

"They say Fur is back in! Problem sorted."

"Now I can have hair like my idol Mr T!!!"

"There is no way I am accepting this vibrator as a gift from the fans."

"Stick it where??!!?!?!!"

"Even the cat is trying it on with me!"

"You must help I think my pussy is about to pass wind in my face."

Mike H. -

In her Easter bonnet - with all the cat fur on it.

"For some reason, I'm having a 'questioning' feeling right now."

exapno -

Jenni just KNEW she shoudn't have used that feline pheromone mousse in her hair......

"So THIS is how cats play tag!"

Jenni knew that her new boa would not over very big with PETA...but its so nice and warm!

"Yes, shes pointing out the syntax error right now..."

"Does the house come with a catnip garden? It does? GREAT! We'l--er..I'll take it!!"

Larry - "If you stand back far enough, it really looks like the cat tail raps around my head."

Donald McF. - "Yes, About that new hair dye you sent......."

Clint - Jenni's contribution to the annals of "Useless Inventions" - the one and only "Caribbean Bikini Parka."

Sydney W. - "Don't listen to him Jennifer, it's just a shaggy tale!"

Justin M. -

"I love talking on the phone nude, but maybe I should trim 'DOWN THERE'"

"How cute a giant man eating serpant. Oooh! How adorable."

Stealthly and silently, the evil mist closes on our heroin, TURBOGAL!!

"Buurrr!! Sure wish this parka had more than a hood."

Joanne -

While Jenni's not looking Hazelnut flicks us the question mark "?" signal again.. yeah Hazel we know she's a NUT too.

In response to a viewer question, Hazelnut signals he has "7" lives left.

amycamus -

"Hello. I'd like to order 8 dozen cans of tomato juice and a new shower curtain. Oh, and about that so-called 'cat' you sent over..."

Helpful Fashion Tip #76: How NOT to wear a feather boa.

"Hey there. You still taking me to the airport? What? Of course I'm prepared. A girl doesn't go to Moscow in the winter without being prepared."

Meanwhile, at gorilla Mardi Gras, one inventive chap makes a call while wearing a smashing Jennifer Ringley mask.

World's worst Cruella DeVille impersonation.

"Yes, hi, it's Jennifer Ringley. I'd like to speak to Steve Case...Stop it...Ringley. R-I-N-G-L-E-Y. Of JenniCam....Stop it, Snuffleupagus...What? Yes, I'll hold. I said stop it. Pardon me? No. Yes. SNUFFLES! - Yes, I'll still hol - dammit, Snuffleupagus, you get down this minute!..."

tazy - "Bad hair day?".