Past Masters - the Archives

Week 78 - week ending 9 May 2000

The one that I liked most came from nashtbrutusandshort.

Gotta give an honourable mention to Generik, however, with all that Jennifer has had to put up with these past few weeks - no stuff, and all - we gotta sympathise and say that "Even Webgirls Get the Blues."

This weeks picture was snapped by yours truely.

And the moral of the story is: Unpack the bong LAST, or else the rest of the unpacking NEVER gets done.

Other Entries

Buffoon - .oO Dear God... please let it be non-melanomic.

Nastinkers - "I think I ate one too many Rocky Mountain Oysters!"

Dangerous Dan -

Jenni soon realized that that was not a "crackerjack tatoo" she found in her new place, it was a very LARGE hit of LSD!

Jenni forsakes all personal posessions, and joins the moonies. Here you see her meditating, "OHHMMMMMMMM, OHHmmmmmmmmm"

After digging her way across the country (ala Bugs Bunny), Jenni emerges from her hole and is heard to exclaim "Damn, I knew I should have taken the right turn at Albuquerque!"

NightTrain - "That's the last time I mix Sunoco 260 with Blueberry Za-Rex !"

Menno -

(Suffering from an itch from hell on that tiny spot you just can't reach and being scratched by the next guy from next door)"Uhmmm... Uhmmm... Oh yeahhh... Li-t-t-le lowerrr... Ahhh... Yyyesss..."

"...Strange... Meditating here makes flowers pop up all over your body..."

Gregory P. -

"I have figured it out! This is how Igor has one shoulder higher than the other."

"I'm in Califonia now but I should not have sold my bed. This floor is killing my back!"

Louis C. - "Okay, lets see.. close my eyes and say 3 times "There's no place like home, There's no place like home, There's no place like home"..... darn ...it didn't work, I'm still stuck in Sacramento! I knew this move was a bad idea!"

nashtbrutusandshort -

"Whoops! Clicked on www.hunchbackcam.org by mistake."

Remembering a bumper sticker she saw during the looong drive, Jenni pauses to visualize world peace. She'll get around to the random act of kindness and senseless beauty after she gets unpacked.

Bryan D. - "You'd give the same look if a bunch of movers just threw you into your new place."

Jennifan-tastic - Our Jen turns blue while (patiently) waiting for the turtle-express furniture company. She decides to take advantage of the situation and has her agent submit her for the role of Smurf-ette in the upcomming movie to be filmed in Sacramento later this week.

Jeremy J. - "Damn California Sucks.....If I click my heels three times I know it will work. 'There's no place like Jennicam, There's no place like Jennicam, There's no place like Jennicam'"

Generik -

"Yeah, I can feel it, but I don't know if it's helping my creativity any... I'll let you know when I've finished my conversation with God."

Even Webgirls Get the Blues.

After being branded by the California Flower Power cult, Jennifer submits to intensive light- and aromatherapy in an effort to fit in with the rest of the group.

As the light from the UFO shone in her window, Jennifer resigned to herself to *yet another* probing... "That's the third time this month!" she sighed. "What else do they need to know?"

"The funniest thing just happened to me. I was right here, on the road to Damascus, see, when this blinding light hit me..."

tazy - "Doh! Maybe it wasn't a good idea to have packed the kitties with the removalists..." .